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   messageicon Fortunatly the end of the world didn't occur today. Sam and Frodo managed to reach Mount Doom and destroy the ring of power. Golemn didn't make it though.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 21:15 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon i love zombies, we got a lot in common... we both want some brain.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 21:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some idiots actually sold their homes and properties thinking the world was really going to end! What losers. I hope my boss gives me my job back on Monday.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 21:09 by BRian Comments (0)  


   messageicon ATTENTION: The Apocalypse scheduled for this year has been canceled due to time zone confusion.. sorry for the inconvenience.. they will try again next year
←Rate | 05-21-2011 20:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dear, I know I need Jesus...because that palm tree is way too high for me to climb and trim myself...
←Rate | 05-21-2011 20:31 by Darius Comments (0)  


   messageicon I predict the end of the world will happpen when nobody foresees it.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 20:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You see a big brown van blocking you in a parking space......I see logistics!!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 19:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks like Harolds ass will be camping outside the Pearly Gates by his damn self.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 19:38 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the rapture stopped along the way for happy hour so that might explain the brief delay... I heard he's hanging out with the Dos Equis guy, the way that cat parties we might get a few extra days...
←Rate | 05-21-2011 19:31 by Roman Valentino Torrez Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wish I saved all the tears I cried for you so I could drown you in them
←Rate | 05-21-2011 19:18 by cece Comments (0)  


   messageicon The jockey on the winning horse in the Preakness was Jesus. Coincidence? I think not
←Rate | 05-21-2011 19:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hmm still alive... either Sam and Dean stopped it, "Macho Man" called it off, or god is waiting on his crops in farmville...
←Rate | 05-21-2011 19:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sam and Dean stopped the rapture!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 18:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Harold Camping is selling his "Magic 8-ball", anybody interested?
←Rate | 05-21-2011 18:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so over hearing about the religious quacks and Arnold. You are all giving me a tumah!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 18:38 by GirlX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, thank god! My barbecue will not be postponed.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 18:34 by NeilPM Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am either going to hell or the rapture was a hoax!!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 18:26 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holy Crap!! I was sitting there wondering why no one was posting and thought I was the only one left... Its All Good.. I accidently logged into my MySpace account.. That was a close one!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG.... at 3pm, 6pm in the east I felt this horrible shaking and noise and thought, OH NO AHHHH..IT'S TIME...WTH!!!. Then I realized it was the washing machine out of balance.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 18:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has been sitting outside with a cooler all day and has not seen one Veloc-raptor....
←Rate | 05-21-2011 18:06 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  



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