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   messageicon Never again will I eat a foot long corn dog at a nude beach.!!!
←Rate | 05-23-2011 19:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 18:10 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone besides me have that totally narcissistic FB friend that post the most mundane things about their life because they think people actually care? Typing this while pooping.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 17:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was really hoping the rapture would have taken away all the people that believed the rapture was going to take them away.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 16:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 16:14 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon was really hoping the rapture was coming to take away all the people that believed this rapture was real.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 16:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon he loves heavy metal ... gold , steel and lead are his favourites
←Rate | 05-23-2011 15:39 by vvvvvv Comments (0)  


   messageicon Harold camping: turning the world atheist, 1 bogus prediction at a time
←Rate | 05-23-2011 15:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fella's: If your wife says she might be pregnant. Saying"I am pro choice" Is frowned upon......apparently!
←Rate | 05-23-2011 15:21 by RUDEDOG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, a lot of which you really don't want to see.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 13:29 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon This guy's all like "I think you've had enough beers for one night." Then I'm all "Scrw you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."
←Rate | 05-23-2011 13:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kharma, what did I do to deserve this?! ...Oh, now I remember. Carry on then.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 13:26 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I keep forgetting the rules. When Jesus doesn't show up, is that 6 more weeks of winter?
←Rate | 05-23-2011 12:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Harold Camping's church service Sunday was pretty awkward.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 12:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ''Its difficult not to judge urself by someone else's reaction''
←Rate | 05-23-2011 11:59 by daph® Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why Monopoly never gave us any explanation as to why we had to "Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200". Seriously, what the hell was that about?
←Rate | 05-23-2011 11:55 by phoenix1029 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Proctalgia Fugax Is A Pain In The Butt.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 11:30 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 10:55 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong you really need to upgrade from basic cable.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 10:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it's about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city
←Rate | 05-23-2011 10:48 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  



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