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Dude why are you making that face? You look like you're gambling on a fart.
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05-25-2011 11:32 by
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. -Plato
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05-25-2011 11:18
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I would punch you straight in the face but my hand would get covered in the $hit you talk.
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05-25-2011 11:07 by
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What a great world it would be, if the only complaint was bugs on the windshield.
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05-25-2011 11:02 by
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Cinnabun- $1...cup of mocha coffee- $.50... tripping over the rug, dropping the Cinna bun, spilling the hot coffee on my shoes and yelling "$h!t" out loud in front of 3 customers......priceless
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05-25-2011 10:52 by
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A Man who treats his lady like a Princess was surely brought up in teh hands of a QUEEN!
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05-25-2011 09:19
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Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realise why it never worked out with anyone else.
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05-25-2011 09:09
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The easiest way to not be offended by a joke, is to stop being a cu^t.
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05-25-2011 08:45
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If you were any smarter I could teach you to fetch.
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05-25-2011 08:38 by
Marshall the Great
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If all the world's a stage, then where's the hook to yank off the idiots?
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05-25-2011 08:34 by
Marshall the Great
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"HEY LAAAADIIIIEEEESSS!" - guy who gets no ladies.
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05-25-2011 08:30
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Wherever I have a problem, I sing. And when I realize that my voice is worse than my problem, I smile. (:
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05-25-2011 08:30
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A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. Its called trycoxagain
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05-25-2011 08:15 by
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had a DNA paternity test done on my dogs new puppies....Turns out they all belong to Arnold Schwarzenegger. ツ
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05-25-2011 08:14 by
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The older I get, the more I enjoy being bored.
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05-25-2011 08:11 by
Marshall the Great
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Life isn't about getting nude... Its about being nude.... Bring on National Nude Day
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05-25-2011 08:10
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When you say your life is a joke I really feel sorry for you because it's not even a funny one.
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05-25-2011 08:10 by
Marshall the Great
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The 3 C's of life; Choice, Chance, Change. You must make the Choice to take the Chance if you want anything to Change.
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05-25-2011 08:09 by
Marshall the Great
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Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me?
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05-25-2011 08:08 by
Marshall the Great
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If you're not using your grownup powers to occasionally do something your child-self would have found awesome, then what's the point?
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05-25-2011 08:04 by
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