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earth is full, go home.
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05-27-2011 07:46
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Does anybody have a good recipe for homemade gasoline?
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05-27-2011 06:52
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Your first mistake was leaving me. Your second mistake was thinking I would die without you.
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05-27-2011 06:13 by
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Been a week since I broke up with my girlfriend.. I need a new sandwich maker already or I'm going to starve to death.
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05-27-2011 05:20
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86. Sometimes I like to order pizza from Domino's and when the delivery boy rings the bell I open the door in a Pizza Hut outfit.
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05-27-2011 04:29 by
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Sometime I look at people and think, "I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sh!t a better argument than that"
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05-27-2011 04:27
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never get into a fist fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to lose
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05-27-2011 04:23
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The way to a girls heart, is through your wallet.
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05-27-2011 04:20
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gonna make a FB account with the name "benefits".That way when a few ppl add me, it'll say: you and 5 other ppl r now friends with benefit
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05-27-2011 04:19
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If at first you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie!
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05-27-2011 04:17
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Forget about differences, let's talk about our similaritites. You ever wake up in the middle of the night, and you don't know what freakin' day it is?
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05-27-2011 02:31 by
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digesting the fact you've moved onto better things.. LOL JKS you're new boyfriend looks like a retard.
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05-27-2011 01:49 by
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been so busy lately that even Facebook feels neglected
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05-27-2011 01:49 by
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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05-27-2011 01:15 by
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Get your tongue out of my mouth !...I'm trying to kiss you good-bye !
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05-27-2011 00:13
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Nice BBQ. The bulls got cooked by extreme heat. Anyone want steak?
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05-26-2011 23:39
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im not rich so I'll put a midget in my back pocket so my wallet looks bigger
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05-26-2011 23:37
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I always have this feeling that the SWAT team is waiting to bust through my door
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05-26-2011 22:44
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That fire we once had is now embers
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05-26-2011 22:21
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Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
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05-26-2011 21:53 by
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