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   messageicon Thinking about posting a pic of myself in my underwear in support of my congressman Anthony Weiner........
←Rate | 06-02-2011 11:28 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't blame Congressman Weiner. He was hacked by his evil twin Oscar Meyer.....
←Rate | 06-02-2011 11:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Muhammad Ali vs. Michael J. Fox - The Quickest Game of Jenga Ever
←Rate | 06-02-2011 10:55 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 10:46 by Momofthewildthings Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hospital walls have seen and heard more sincere prayers than any church
←Rate | 06-02-2011 09:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is just gonna be one of those days like 'Now throw yo hands in the ayer... Wave em' like just don't cayer...'
←Rate | 06-02-2011 09:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon principles. If you don't like them I have others.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 08:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got on Facebook to look up long lost friends. It's true what they say, that it's best to let sleeping dogs lie
←Rate | 06-02-2011 08:24 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scrolling is more annoying and energy consuming when you are reading through meaningless and boring statuses, Damn you naagrag!!!
←Rate | 06-02-2011 08:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can say with CERTITUDE.. When you Twitpic your junk, there's bound to be trouble...Weinergate 2011
←Rate | 06-02-2011 08:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon it gets worse, 19 consecutive posts. You should be a comedian
←Rate | 06-02-2011 08:00 by nolando Comments (0)  


   messageicon well done naagraj, 8 consecutive posts with no likes. Your a legend
←Rate | 06-02-2011 07:59 by nolando Comments (0)  


   messageicon whoever just posted these last few statuses is a complete IDIOT!!
←Rate | 06-02-2011 07:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three resons to stand up. 1) to go bathroom 2) to get the T.V remote and 3) because your the real slim shady.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 05:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So you hate me? Is this the part where I start crying? Bi*ch please! Take a number and sit your a$$ down with the rest of them bi*ches waiting for me to give a f*ck.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 04:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know this sounds crazy but I totally see Jesus's face in this painting of Jesus.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 03:18 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek... because I just Shatner.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 03:18 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you guys don't start telling me when my status updates don't make sense... I'm gonna start matriculating bananas to the chimney of the coral reef.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 03:14 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ate some bad Indian food... and now I know how to pronounce that symbol that Prince changed his name to.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 03:05 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not playboy, I'm stick to one... its just happen that many girls outside are playgirls and I'm one of their victims...
←Rate | 06-02-2011 01:48 by edryan Comments (0)  



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