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Thinking about posting a pic of myself in my underwear in support of my congressman Anthony Weiner........
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06-02-2011 11:28 by
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Don't blame Congressman Weiner. He was hacked by his evil twin Oscar Meyer.....
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06-02-2011 11:02 by
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Muhammad Ali vs. Michael J. Fox - The Quickest Game of Jenga Ever
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06-02-2011 10:55 by
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I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday.
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06-02-2011 10:46 by
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Hospital walls have seen and heard more sincere prayers than any church
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06-02-2011 09:37
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Today is just gonna be one of those days like 'Now throw yo hands in the ayer... Wave em' like just don't cayer...'
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06-02-2011 09:22
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principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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06-02-2011 08:43
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I got on Facebook to look up long lost friends. It's true what they say, that it's best to let sleeping dogs lie
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06-02-2011 08:24 by
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Scrolling is more annoying and energy consuming when you are reading through meaningless and boring statuses, Damn you naagrag!!!
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06-02-2011 08:13
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I can say with CERTITUDE.. When you Twitpic your junk, there's bound to be trouble...Weinergate 2011
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06-02-2011 08:02 by
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it gets worse, 19 consecutive posts. You should be a comedian
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06-02-2011 08:00 by
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well done naagraj, 8 consecutive posts with no likes. Your a legend
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06-02-2011 07:59 by
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whoever just posted these last few statuses is a complete IDIOT!!
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06-02-2011 07:43
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Three resons to stand up. 1) to go bathroom 2) to get the T.V remote and 3) because your the real slim shady.
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06-02-2011 05:14
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So you hate me? Is this the part where I start crying? Bi*ch please! Take a number and sit your a$$ down with the rest of them bi*ches waiting for me to give a f*ck.
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06-02-2011 04:58
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I know this sounds crazy but I totally see Jesus's face in this painting of Jesus.
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06-02-2011 03:18 by
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I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek... because I just Shatner.
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06-02-2011 03:18 by
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If you guys don't start telling me when my status updates don't make sense... I'm gonna start matriculating bananas to the chimney of the coral reef.
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06-02-2011 03:14 by
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Ate some bad Indian food... and now I know how to pronounce that symbol that Prince changed his name to.
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06-02-2011 03:05 by
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I'm not playboy, I'm stick to one... its just happen that many girls outside are playgirls and I'm one of their victims...
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06-02-2011 01:48 by
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