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   messageicon 95% of American drivers say "oh sh!t!" before driving into a ditch... The other 5% are rednecks saying "hold my beer and watch this sh!t."
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men: If you want sex during "that time of the month," you will have to pull a few strings.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon thank you Blake Lively for taking nude pictures of yourself and having them leaked to the internet, Mila Kunis, please follow!
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:23 by digitalevolutiondj dot com Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel about as lucky as a dude that is attracted to "butch" lesbians...
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:21 by digitalevolutiondj dot com Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing Facebook on my phone.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:20 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon ok, a little English pronunciation lesson, mostly because it drives me crazy... Coupon: [koo-pon].... straight from the dictionary... IT IS NOT QUE-pon!!!
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:18 by digitalevolutiondj dot com Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Every Rapper Alive, The same word used in consecutive sentences is not a rhyme, it is the same word used in consecutive sentences... Please Lil Wayne and Drake, work on that... thanks, Dave :-)
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:18 by digitalevolutiondj dot com Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think this year for Madden '12 they should add a feature for the "lock out". You can be owners and players arguing over millions and billions of dollars, charge hundreds of dollars for tickets, work about 5 months out of the year and never have to worry
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:17 by digitalevolutiondj dot com Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awkward Moment - realizing you've posted an Awkward moment status that you thought was funny, and no one else does.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody says that you should say no to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:08 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guarantee you that the iPhone 5 will be easier to break
←Rate | 06-02-2011 15:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear boys with no shirt in their profile picture, I like your phone. Sincerely, hunny you have no abs
←Rate | 06-02-2011 15:44 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm in!" - Flynn
←Rate | 06-02-2011 15:01 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon if a comedian is in a wheelchair, is it still stand up comedy? No, but it would still be wheelie funny.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 14:52 by jj Comments (0)  


   messageicon having people over for dinner. They asked what they could bring, I said dinner,
←Rate | 06-02-2011 14:42 by jackie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools
←Rate | 06-02-2011 14:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spelling bee on @espn. Audience full of proud mom's sitting with dad's who'd rather have an illiterate son who could throw a ball
←Rate | 06-02-2011 14:23 by @tommyjohnagin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Use tSpelling bee on ESPN. Audience full of proud mom's sitting with dad's who'd rather have an illiterate son who could throw a ball.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 14:21 by @tommyjohnagin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walmart is coming to South Africa. Finally I can get in on all the walmart jokes and stuff posted here.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 13:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon #AwkwardMoment empty restroom and he comes to the urinal right next to you......(-___-)
←Rate | 06-02-2011 13:53 Comments (0)  



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