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   messageicon Bring the past only if you are going to build from it.
←Rate | 06-04-2011 03:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have the power to change one thing a day in our lives...besides underwear.
←Rate | 06-04-2011 03:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never fall for those get rich quick schemes. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
←Rate | 06-04-2011 02:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We don't go to high school to find our husband, but to find our bridesmaids.
←Rate | 06-04-2011 02:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are a lot of great talents in Youtube compared to these overrated, Auto Tuned signed hypes...
←Rate | 06-04-2011 02:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i almost rather burn than have to change my smoke detector battery
←Rate | 06-03-2011 23:51 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw this person's photo on Facebook & I thought to myself ” DAMN I'D HIT THAT “……with a truck. “
←Rate | 06-03-2011 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people “Happy Birthday,” ever.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 23:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird…. it still looks cute for you.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes no news is the best news
←Rate | 06-03-2011 22:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ate a porcupine for lunch and now isn't feeling well. I think it was spiked
←Rate | 06-03-2011 22:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hears that the youth in Asia are in mourning after the death of Dr Kevorkian
←Rate | 06-03-2011 22:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I woke up the other night and my entire body was soaked in urine... I was really pissed.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 21:58 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Jack Kevorkian... You will be greatly missed by all the youth in Asia.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 21:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I HATE BEING BI-POLAR....IT'S AWESOME!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2011 19:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that the only socially acceptable thing to scratch and sniff in public is a sticker?
←Rate | 06-03-2011 19:48 by Slick Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would pay good money to watch a midget ride a Pitbull .
←Rate | 06-03-2011 18:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I enjoy blowing the horn as I drive past the Blind School and watch all the kids wave in the wrong direction .
←Rate | 06-03-2011 18:26 Comments (0)  



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