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When keeping it real goes bad - making an ass of yourself on your man's facebook wall while trying to mark your territory and make the hos on his friends list jealous.
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06-04-2011 14:04
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I hate when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep" B!tch, you need to hibernate.
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06-04-2011 13:52
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so, you are what you eat. hmmm That's funny, because I haven't eaten any sexy beasts recently.
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06-04-2011 13:51
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I'v got a demon in me,evrything I touch goes wrong-The Hangover 2 ♥
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06-04-2011 13:44
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When visiting the plastic surgeon's office, never go for the sales rack.
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06-04-2011 13:19
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It doesn't matter where you go or what you do, if you don't check in on Facebook with your iPhone you were never really there.
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06-04-2011 13:10
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I was walking down the street and saw my Arab friend shaking a rug on his porch. I shouted out to him "What's wrong Ahmed, won't start?"
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06-04-2011 13:05 by
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it's very easy for a woman to impress a man. Just show up naked and bring beer.
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06-04-2011 12:58 by
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When will women ever learn? Never introduce your man to your hotter friend.
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06-04-2011 12:40
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lovin' this cold front of 93* its better than tha temp we been havin 103*...sincerely Alabama
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06-04-2011 12:31
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Dear Heart {♥} , Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it...
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06-04-2011 11:43 by
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Wanna make money through Facebook? Login to FB, Goto Accounts, Account Settings, Deactivate your account and Start Working!!
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06-04-2011 11:27
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the awkward moment when you find yourself typing awkward moment status updates
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06-04-2011 11:22
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Hi ho hi ho, it's off to work I go, to bust my a$$ for very little cash, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho
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06-04-2011 09:44
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I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty confident I could win a spelling be.
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06-04-2011 07:22 by
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asked the dunkin donuts drive thru if the frozen hot chocolate is frozen or hot. The response was ...interesting. Try it!
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06-04-2011 07:10 by
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Supervisors never get sick but their employees are sick throughout half the year...
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06-04-2011 05:18 by
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I always feel like I make a connection with a waitress whenever they take my order
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06-04-2011 04:35 by
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Who goes clubbing in tight jeans with no underwear and forgets to do his fly up? I'm that guy
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06-04-2011 03:57
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Osama Binladen.. comming soon to a beach near you...
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