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   messageicon Tsunami works like this: If you don't go to beach, beach goes to you.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 22:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a huge heart. Just haven't found a woman that can wrap her arms all the way around it yet.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 21:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i guess if you got the last name weiner, you better advertise it!
←Rate | 06-02-2011 21:02 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon And remember kids it's very dangerous to drive with a flat. But that chipotle was well worth it :)
←Rate | 06-02-2011 20:38 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody believes you're serious until the first nose is broken.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 20:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is nothing worse than smelling something disgusting and you're sitting by yourself. Is it me? Is it blowing in through the window? Is there a corpse rotting in the corner?
←Rate | 06-02-2011 20:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are wearing Uggz with cargo shorts, you need to get your life together!!!!!!
←Rate | 06-02-2011 20:11 by greek Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brand new scientifically proven weight loss lipstick... Superglue
←Rate | 06-02-2011 17:19 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon and they have been telling me for years, salad was good for me, well f'ck that i'm sticking to chips.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 17:14 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday's smell like vodka
←Rate | 06-02-2011 17:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman has just looked through the window whilst I was playing with myself.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:58 by leanne k Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grammatically correct affirmations? Now, that is something about which I am talking.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:40 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sure who was on the elevator before me but they left all of their cologne in here. All of it.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:40 by @tommyjohnagin Comments (0)  


   messageicon 95% of American drivers say "oh sh!t!" before driving into a ditch... The other 5% are rednecks saying "hold my beer and watch this sh!t."
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men: If you want sex during "that time of the month," you will have to pull a few strings.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon thank you Blake Lively for taking nude pictures of yourself and having them leaked to the internet, Mila Kunis, please follow!
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:23 by digitalevolutiondj dot com Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel about as lucky as a dude that is attracted to "butch" lesbians...
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:21 by digitalevolutiondj dot com Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing Facebook on my phone.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:20 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon ok, a little English pronunciation lesson, mostly because it drives me crazy... Coupon: [koo-pon].... straight from the dictionary... IT IS NOT QUE-pon!!!
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:18 by digitalevolutiondj dot com Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Every Rapper Alive, The same word used in consecutive sentences is not a rhyme, it is the same word used in consecutive sentences... Please Lil Wayne and Drake, work on that... thanks, Dave :-)
←Rate | 06-02-2011 16:18 by digitalevolutiondj dot com Comments (0)  



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