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Dear John Edwards, Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank-you!, Sincerely, Anthony Weiner
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06-02-2011 23:15 by
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Being dead inside is sad but being dead outside is way sadder.
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06-02-2011 22:39 by
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Tsunami works like this: If you don't go to beach, beach goes to you.
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06-02-2011 22:10
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a huge heart. Just haven't found a woman that can wrap her arms all the way around it yet.
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06-02-2011 21:37
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i guess if you got the last name weiner, you better advertise it!
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06-02-2011 21:02 by
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And remember kids it's very dangerous to drive with a flat. But that chipotle was well worth it :)
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06-02-2011 20:38 by
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Nobody believes you're serious until the first nose is broken.
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06-02-2011 20:28
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There is nothing worse than smelling something disgusting and you're sitting by yourself. Is it me? Is it blowing in through the window? Is there a corpse rotting in the corner?
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06-02-2011 20:27
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If you are wearing Uggz with cargo shorts, you need to get your life together!!!!!!
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06-02-2011 20:11 by
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Brand new scientifically proven weight loss lipstick... Superglue
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06-02-2011 17:19 by
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and they have been telling me for years, salad was good for me, well f'ck that i'm sticking to chips.
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06-02-2011 17:14 by
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Friday's smell like vodka
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06-02-2011 17:10
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A woman has just looked through the window whilst I was playing with myself.
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06-02-2011 16:58 by
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Grammatically correct affirmations? Now, that is something about which I am talking.
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06-02-2011 16:40 by
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I'm not sure who was on the elevator before me but they left all of their cologne in here. All of it.
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06-02-2011 16:40 by
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95% of American drivers say "oh sh!t!" before driving into a ditch... The other 5% are rednecks saying "hold my beer and watch this sh!t."
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06-02-2011 16:38 by
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Men: If you want sex during "that time of the month," you will have to pull a few strings.
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06-02-2011 16:30 by
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thank you Blake Lively for taking nude pictures of yourself and having them leaked to the internet, Mila Kunis, please follow!
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06-02-2011 16:23 by
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I feel about as lucky as a dude that is attracted to "butch" lesbians...
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06-02-2011 16:21 by
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Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing Facebook on my phone.
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06-02-2011 16:20 by
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