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I love cornbread. Not as much as the woman next to me who has "CORNBREAD" tattooed on her arm... but I love it nonetheless.
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05-16-2011 14:27 by
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why do they call them Booby traps when there are no Boobs invlolved?
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05-16-2011 14:26
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I like to spend my Monday mornings avoiding people who might ask about my weekend.
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05-16-2011 14:23 by
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Awkward moment for a liverpool fan : when they ask what's the time and its 19:18........
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05-16-2011 14:19 by
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FYI....just in case something happens.....The cashier at the liquor store down the street is my emergency contact person.
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05-16-2011 14:18 by
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You know that feeling when you arrive at work in the morning excited for the new day, looking forward to new challenges? Me neither.
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05-16-2011 14:17 by
Marshall the Great
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When my Droid freezes I instinctively pull the battery out blow on it like a Nintendo game.
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05-16-2011 14:11 by
Marshall the Great
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If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.
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05-16-2011 14:10 by
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Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an "All the stuff you can microwave" aisle.
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05-16-2011 14:09 by
Marshall the Great
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The awkward moment when a Liverpool fan asks what's the time and its 19:18.
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05-16-2011 13:34 by
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my new workout plan is P69X!
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05-16-2011 13:20 by
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Sooooo this midget walks into a bar....well a bicycle rack....
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05-16-2011 12:48 by
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Monday is like a midget at a urinal...You have to be on your toes!!
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05-16-2011 12:26
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hoping that all the Farmville crops are ok in Alabama....
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05-16-2011 12:24
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anyone interested in having a Rapture party this weekend?
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05-16-2011 12:03 by
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I like to walk around the fair with a giant stuffed animal I brought from home, ‘cause I need people to think I'm a winner.
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05-16-2011 11:41
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if a midget with down syndrome is running late, is it ok to call him a little tardy?
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05-16-2011 11:10 by
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Now that the world is ending this Saturday, making plans for the weekend will be so much easier
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05-16-2011 09:02
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I'm opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people. I wont really tattoo them. I'll just stab'em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour
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05-16-2011 08:32
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Great, first MSN. Then freindster, now the spam has came to facebook. Just what everyone needs, a Social Networking page filled with bulls^!Ys!!!
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05-16-2011 03:42 by
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