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   messageicon Life is a puzzle. Stop trying to place people where they don't fit.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:42 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon A tongue may have no bones, but it can break hearts
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:40 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever you feel a warm breeze brush against you, that's the kiss I blew to you.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:38 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..they're where you left them, IN THE FRIEND ZONE
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:37 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The White House was saddened by the passing of Dr. Jack Kevorkian, whom it planned to name its first chairman of the ObamaCare Death Panel.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I ride the the bus I always sit with my eyes closed. I hate seeing pregnant, crippled & old women having to stand.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jack Kevorkian once said, "The money is okay, but the work is murder."
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can pregnant people use the car pool lane?
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:06 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Glad to hear Dr. Jack Kevorkian died doing what he loved... dying.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:04 by Marymc Comments (1)  


   messageicon How do I stay looking so slim?.... well, once a week I do a 40 hour famine....it's for a good cause.... you should sponsor me....
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont force me to show my attitude...trust me m really good at it
←Rate | 06-03-2011 13:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Jack Kevorkian dead at 83. Final stats: 0 points, 0 rebounds, and 130 assists.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 13:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Exercise your suck muscle ladies, it's Friday Night!
←Rate | 06-03-2011 13:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've noticed that my usage of profanity increases when I play pacman
←Rate | 06-03-2011 13:34 by Josh Comments (0)  


   messageicon did NOT wake up this morning feeling like P. Diddy. :-(
←Rate | 06-03-2011 13:12 by Shayne Comments (0)  


   messageicon jamming out to my Best of Rebecca Black Collection.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 12:40 by mustangdru Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's true that fame is unimportant. No matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the weather.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 12:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I missed my 5 minute window for a Jack Kevorkian joke. Dammit... now they have all been done to death.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 12:13 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how guys buy really large and expensive vehicles to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even have a car.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 12:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry used to mean that you won't do it again. Today it just means "I fcked up but I might do it again."
←Rate | 06-03-2011 12:03 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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