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Can pregnant people use the car pool lane?
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06-03-2011 14:06 by
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Glad to hear Dr. Jack Kevorkian died doing what he loved... dying.
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06-03-2011 14:04 by
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How do I stay looking so slim?.... well, once a week I do a 40 hour famine....it's for a good cause.... you should sponsor me....
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06-03-2011 14:02
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dont force me to show my attitude...trust me m really good at it
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06-03-2011 13:58
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RIP Jack Kevorkian dead at 83. Final stats: 0 points, 0 rebounds, and 130 assists.
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06-03-2011 13:52
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Exercise your suck muscle ladies, it's Friday Night!
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06-03-2011 13:48
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I've noticed that my usage of profanity increases when I play pacman
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06-03-2011 13:34 by
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did NOT wake up this morning feeling like P. Diddy. :-(
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06-03-2011 13:12 by
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jamming out to my Best of Rebecca Black Collection.
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06-03-2011 12:40 by
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It's true that fame is unimportant. No matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the weather.
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06-03-2011 12:33
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I missed my 5 minute window for a Jack Kevorkian joke. Dammit... now they have all been done to death.
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06-03-2011 12:13 by
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You know how guys buy really large and expensive vehicles to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even have a car.
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06-03-2011 12:04 by
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Sorry used to mean that you won't do it again. Today it just means "I fcked up but I might do it again."
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06-03-2011 12:03 by
Marshall the Great
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Pink had her baby girl last night.... What color is it?
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06-03-2011 12:01
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They always say that the hottest person at the party never gets approached because people are intimidated to talk to them. I'm just going to assume that this is me... It would explain so much.
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06-03-2011 12:01
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No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a bad ass are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
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06-03-2011 11:53 by
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When you begin a sentence with “Don't tell anybody, but...”, the person you're talking to has already thought about who to tell.
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06-03-2011 11:50 by
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I still think if people put "whats on their mind" and were honest... statistically the most popular status update would be "sex."
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06-03-2011 11:34 by
Marshall the Great
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Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people "Happy Birthday," ever.
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06-03-2011 11:33 by
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Life is so much easier with a sense of humor.
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06-03-2011 11:27 by
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