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Why is a strike in bowling a good thing, but a strike in baseball is bad? I guess sports really do mirror real life...how you play the game all depends on the size of your balls. 
Whenever I see the phrase "unforeseen circumstances", my brain ALWAYS reads "unforeskinned circumcision" instead. Just for that split second. I don't know why, it just does.
: Imagine the great things in a person's character you would miss out on if you limited yourself to a list of things you are looking for in a person.
Twitter makes me love people I've never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.
There's a new way to transfer funds that's even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
In 50 years, a bunch of 80 year-olds will know all the words to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.
If you don't like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!
saw a roach crawling at home while eating, and didnt think anything of it. Saw a dead roach in the restroom at O'Charleys and raised hell!!!!
Justin Beiber on the CMT's is like Rosa Parks at a Klan rally!!
I just wanna be friends to but with just your va jj.
'm so afraid to tweet. What if ankle X-ray gets in hands of unintended recipient like dermatologist? Do I resign? And if so, from what?
I can hear Wiener's pick-up line....."My bologna has a first name....
Hard to believe there's another little Weiner on the way I'm thinking "Oscar Meyer" has a certain schwing to it.......
Weiner's wife is pregnant! Didn't know that was possible on twitter! From now on I'm wearin a condom when I tweet!
The only thing that could make this Weiner story more perfect is if it turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby....
OMG!!! Anthony Weiner's wife is pregnant. Talk about a weiner working overtime....
I think TN's temperature has finally reached Lava°F ...ugh! It's like breathing soup!
"Lady Thatcher will not be seeing Sarah Palin. That would be belittling for Margaret. Sarah Palin is nuts." I love it!
In theory, placing a 'Do not press button' sign on a button will arise obsessive temptation to press it. That said - nobody 'like' this post.
Everyone thinks your crazy, until you say " I learned it Manswers "
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