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   messageicon Jamie Lee Curtis is in a new horror movie about a haunted yogurt shop..It's caled Paranormal Activia
←Rate | 06-07-2011 15:19 by @ghislaineldy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when my winks and happy faces are split.. and continued on the next line :-/
←Rate | 06-07-2011 15:00 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS Charlie Sheen is upset because someone one else is weining
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:52 by jfraze Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damit.... I woke up with a pulse. I supose this means I should get dressed now....
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's never to early in life to do anything...except get out of bed!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone want to be your sunshine, but not me, I want to be your Moon so I can light up your darkest moments, when your sun is not around.!!!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NO ONE make any sudden moves,...the sun is out and I dont want you to scare it away.!!!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .If you have someone great in your life hold on to them and pull them close and keep them tight to you,if not someone else will.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attack life,... it's gonna kill you anyway.!!!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NO....Anthony Weiner did not tweet a pic of his weiner....he forward one of Clinton's from Monica's view!!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:28 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't understand why we call asteroids such a name when they are in the hemisphere, and hemroids so when they're on the ass!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anthony Weiner: I shouldn't tweet this pic. I'm married. Anthony's weiner: C'mon, do it. Who's gonna know.....
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:13 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon That frustrating feeling when the microwave trips the circuit breaker and you have no idea how much longer your lunch needs to be nuked
←Rate | 06-07-2011 13:33 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear neighbors, If you hear a lot of screaming and cussing please do not worry and/or call the police. I am cleaning out my garage and have Arachnophobia
←Rate | 06-07-2011 13:30 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon On-Star has made it so much more difficult for me to take my time when I'm robbing accident victims....:-)
←Rate | 06-07-2011 13:24 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to the movie theater snack bar! We have some crunchy popcorn, noisey cups of ice, crinkly candy bags, maracas, bubble wrap, and a f*cking parrot! Now silence your cell phones.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 12:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever laughed so hard that no sound comes out and you sit there clapping your hands like a retarded seal?
←Rate | 06-07-2011 11:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The guy who figured out what kinds of sounds to make during karate was probably badly sunburned at the time.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 11:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear politicians, you're dumb enough as is, so I'd highly recommend you stay away from social media.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 11:39 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems to be having some sort of major financial crisis?
←Rate | 06-07-2011 11:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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