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   messageicon Its all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and shi!s!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 19:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 8yrs ago my wife decided to keep me when nobody else would. I bet she regrets that at least every other day. I definitely got the better half of the deal. Happy Anniversary Honey. Love you lots. And a special thanks to you, Facebook for reminding me;)
←Rate | 06-07-2011 18:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ladies, is your computer running slow? There's a simple fix: PUT OUT MORE! Your man is downloading too much porn!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 18:03 by terrance f Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants everyone to know that June is "Chafing Month"!!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 17:52 by CB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:57 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a genie were to give me 3 wishes... goodbye Kardashians!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:56 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease and irritate each other, knock each other down, but can't live without each other.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:51 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend ...
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat'. You probably saw our posters.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:22 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:21 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Married with Children is the best comedy out there right now! 25 years on...when are Comedies going to be worth watching?
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend always complains that I don't take her anywhere expensive.. So I took her to the Gas Station.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:20 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are no words to describe how I feel about you... Good thing God invented the middle finger.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Facebook, I can't believe you still haven't gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mrs Schwarzenegger say to her housekeeper, "oh Patricia,I suspect my husband is having an affair with his secretary" Patricia replies, "No ma, you saying that just to make me feel jealous"
←Rate | 06-07-2011 15:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jamie Lee Curtis is in a new horror movie about a haunted yogurt shop..It's caled Paranormal Activia
←Rate | 06-07-2011 15:19 by @ghislaineldy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when my winks and happy faces are split.. and continued on the next line :-/
←Rate | 06-07-2011 15:00 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS Charlie Sheen is upset because someone one else is weining
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:52 by jfraze Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damit.... I woke up with a pulse. I supose this means I should get dressed now....
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's never to early in life to do anything...except get out of bed!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:35 Comments (0)  



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