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I keep forgetting the rules. When Jesus doesn't show up, is that 6 more weeks of winter?
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05-23-2011 12:48
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I bet Harold Camping's church service Sunday was pretty awkward.
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05-23-2011 12:20
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''Its difficult not to judge urself by someone else's reaction''
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05-23-2011 11:59 by
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wonders why Monopoly never gave us any explanation as to why we had to "Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200". Seriously, what the hell was that about?
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05-23-2011 11:55 by
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Proctalgia Fugax Is A Pain In The Butt.
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05-23-2011 11:30
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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05-23-2011 10:55 by
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If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong you really need to upgrade from basic cable.
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05-23-2011 10:50
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If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it's about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city
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05-23-2011 10:48 by
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Just denied 47 requests to play FarmVille, apparently I need new friends.
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05-23-2011 10:44 by
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Google turned 12 this year, so now we have 1 more year to use it before it turns into a teenager and wont answer anything!
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05-23-2011 10:42 by
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“HeY dUdE wHaTs uP?!” Dude, is your caps lock having a seizure?
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05-23-2011 10:20 by
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Harold Camping should star in Southwest Airlines next "Want To Get Away" commercial.
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05-23-2011 09:35
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just asked what he felt the moment he pulled the trigger and killed Bin Ladin. His answer was "Recoil"
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05-23-2011 09:28
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expierencing difficulties coping with the limbostic stages of his transitional existence.
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05-23-2011 08:27 by
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▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ Sorry, I just dropped my bag of Doritos ......
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05-23-2011 07:30
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imogen thomas been paid to do giggs in manchester she cant wait
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05-23-2011 07:30
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I havent seen a spider in days. WTF ARE THEY PLANNING??
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05-23-2011 07:28
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Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
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05-23-2011 07:11
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every time I come home after being around another dog, mine looks at me like I cheated on him
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05-23-2011 05:34 by
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I hate having to hold my wife's purse when she's buying shoes, especially when she's buying them on Zappos!
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05-23-2011 05:32 by
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