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you know you've had too much to drink when you try to fax someone a fruit rollup.
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06-12-2011 09:38
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tongue effing a hot pocket.........oh wait, is that one of the highly inappropriate status messages that makes christians unfriend me?
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06-12-2011 09:36
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How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone? It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring!
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06-12-2011 09:33 by
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I got a cialis caught in my throat...I've had a stiff neck for 36 hours
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06-12-2011 07:27 by
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The tv show American Pickers ought to be renamed to American Pickers & Hoarders
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06-12-2011 07:26 by
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if I knit you a sweater, Computer, will you stop freezing?
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06-12-2011 05:54 by
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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06-12-2011 05:24 by
Will
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I'm old enough to know what's right and wrong, but I'm too young to care.
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06-12-2011 05:22 by
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have you noticed that when somebody in a movie is told to look out the window they never go to the wrong one?
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06-12-2011 05:10 by
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i am dating this really sweet homeless chic, she just asked me to move out with her
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06-12-2011 02:54
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just looked in the mirror and saw your next boyfriend
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06-12-2011 02:14
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Sometimes I feel like you guys are only my friends for my statuses
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06-12-2011 02:11
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I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.
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06-12-2011 01:33
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Today I'm offering my "Tasting Menu" which is where I open the cans that got lost in the back of my cabinet and say, "Here, taste this."
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06-12-2011 01:22
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feels Ripped Off after having bought this book titled "How to Make a Woman Constantly Happy"..... 469 Blank Pages!! :-/
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06-12-2011 00:23
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The fake laugh you do when you don't understand what somebody just said to you. You're like :D but deep inside you're like o_O
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06-11-2011 23:17
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Just found out it was raining by looking outside. WTF, Facebook? You're supposed to tell me these things first!
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06-11-2011 22:36 by
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Just because no one liked your "funny" status the first time you posted doesn't mean you should post it 6 more times.
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06-11-2011 22:34 by
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75% of my regrets involve hitting "send".
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06-11-2011 22:30 by
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So after an hour of playing Paper, Rock, Scissors, we decided to call it a tie. Good game, mirror!
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