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What I love best about sex with a married woman is wiping myself off with her husband's clean underwear!
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06-12-2011 12:54 by
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in a world that has Taco Bell is there really a need for X-Lax? just sayin :)
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06-12-2011 12:51 by
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The best thing about using exclamation marks is that no one knows how sad you are!!!
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06-12-2011 12:50 by
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Everybody loves pot brownies. But I bring crystal meth cupcakes to a party, suddenly I'm the weirdo.
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06-12-2011 12:33 by
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All Right.unless you are a cup of coffee stay outa my face for the next hour!
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06-12-2011 11:20
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man you should have seen this girl walking past me she said " omg your so hot I want you now" if you don't believe me ask Brad Pitt he was behind me.
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06-12-2011 11:09
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Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
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06-12-2011 10:43
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.
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06-12-2011 09:39
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you know you've had too much to drink when you try to fax someone a fruit rollup.
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06-12-2011 09:38
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tongue effing a hot pocket.........oh wait, is that one of the highly inappropriate status messages that makes christians unfriend me?
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06-12-2011 09:36
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How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone? It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring!
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06-12-2011 09:33 by
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I got a cialis caught in my throat...I've had a stiff neck for 36 hours
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06-12-2011 07:27 by
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The tv show American Pickers ought to be renamed to American Pickers & Hoarders
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06-12-2011 07:26 by
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if I knit you a sweater, Computer, will you stop freezing?
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06-12-2011 05:54 by
Zap
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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06-12-2011 05:24 by
Will
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I'm old enough to know what's right and wrong, but I'm too young to care.
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06-12-2011 05:22 by
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have you noticed that when somebody in a movie is told to look out the window they never go to the wrong one?
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06-12-2011 05:10 by
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i am dating this really sweet homeless chic, she just asked me to move out with her
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06-12-2011 02:54
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just looked in the mirror and saw your next boyfriend
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06-12-2011 02:14
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Sometimes I feel like you guys are only my friends for my statuses
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