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Yes, you are an independant women if you dont rely on a man to get your bills paid! 
Hugh Hefner's 60 year younger fiance called off their wedding due to a 'change of heart'. Does 'change of heart' mean 'saw the prenup'?
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole …. and she was happy with the Thing.
If you go to google and type " why does my " in the search box. Read some of the suggestions on there and you'll see why I hate people.
No you are not an independant woman... You are just an adult. Having a car, paying yo bills, paying rent is part of adult life
stepped on a corn flake...Does that make me a cereal killer?
Rice is awesome. Especially if you want like 2000 of something...
You may think I'm a loser, but to my goldfish I am "THE GOD OF FLAKES."
Just a tip for living a long and happy life: TRY NOT TO DIE
what goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives you a warm satisfaction?...a teabag
Yeah, yeah the Greeks "invented" sex. But we Italians introduced it to women.
People have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and pinning the tail on the donkey – but I bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, every time.
Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be treated like a Queen.
Dear Internet Users, Someday you will regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms & Conditions.
I dont ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs.
Best way to get out of a text convo: "The message could not be delivered due to a temporary network setup error. Please try later. Error 2128-226110
If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
If I was invisible I would be the most Boobie feelinest..Bank robbinest...person this side of the mississippi....Nite yall
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.
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