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   messageicon I don't usually pick up hitchhikers but this poor guy looks like he's running late to hockey practice. He already has his mask on.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 10:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its my policy never to date people who just broken up coz the chances of them going back to their ex are too great to ignore leaving me all alone looking like a schmuck.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 10:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 10:08 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!
←Rate | 06-14-2011 10:08 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man: "I just sent you a fax. Could you fax that back, it was my only copy. Receptionist: Sure thing!!
←Rate | 06-14-2011 10:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 10:07 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently this is the letter “v” in Chinese: 维 Lets see American geese try to fly in that shape.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 10:07 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a relationship with himself, and I think he's cheating on me... FINALLY!!!
←Rate | 06-14-2011 10:00 by Robsxlt Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is now an Anthony Weiner action figure. I wonder if has the Kung-fu grip?
←Rate | 06-14-2011 09:38 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I intentionally p0st boring statuses just to tick people off. Like I am doing now.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 09:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't love with my heart...I love with my imagination.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 07:11 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon All these beer cans and bottles that have indicators that show you when it's cold. Just touch it and you will know if it's cold or not.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 06:35 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Made up words that people use to sound smart: Supposably, Irregardless, Exspecially
←Rate | 06-14-2011 04:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just read the thermometer and it read "stay in the house" ..
←Rate | 06-14-2011 03:32 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon I line Dance just so I can kick people and get away with it
←Rate | 06-14-2011 01:43 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have so many questions for people in lesbian marriages. Like, who is the wife and who is the husband? Who buys who flowers? Who opens doors for the who? Who leaves the toilet seat up? Who makes who a sandwich? Who just sits on the sofa watching sport?
←Rate | 06-14-2011 01:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got in a fight. You should see the other guys....they are perfectly fine.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 01:38 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that whenever I wish someone a happy birthday they always assume Facebook reminded me? Do you ever think maybe just maybe I care that much to remember the day you were born.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 01:31 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon An Arab invented the original mechanical clock, which is odd since Arabs are never on time.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 23:23 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, numbers are the only thing you can truely count on.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 23:04 by Jimmie Watkins Comments (0)  



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