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why is my imaginary friend SO good at hide and seek?
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06-14-2011 12:00 by
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Ever notice how the most tattooed guy everywhere you go is the one thats always broke?
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06-14-2011 11:48
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When I'm rich, I'm going to dictate my status updates to my secretary, and my butler will press the share button.
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06-14-2011 11:42
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Yes I look at the accident after Ive waited in traffic to pass it, its my turn.
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06-14-2011 11:38
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Officer I know I ran that red light but its okay I'll just stop twice at the next one. Are we cool?
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06-14-2011 11:35
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Hey homeless guy, quick tip: dont panhandle outside the 99 Cent Store, were not that far from you.
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06-14-2011 11:34
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Couples who exchange "sweet nothings" on facebook, stop it, every time you do that I kick a cat.
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06-14-2011 11:29
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Who do you have to sleep with around here to sleep with someone around here?!
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06-14-2011 11:29
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Couples who exchange "sweet nothing" on facebook, stop it, every time you do that I kick a cat.
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06-14-2011 11:29
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If there is any time to pay attention, it is while typing grandfather clocks into an image search.
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06-14-2011 11:25
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Finally...a woman who can make me smile without taking her clothes off.
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06-14-2011 11:21 by
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What has a Klondike bar ever done for me?
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06-14-2011 11:17
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Tip: Always say the stain on your shirt is from today.
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06-14-2011 11:04
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You should have to apply for a permit before youre allowed to use the Reply All button.
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06-14-2011 11:02
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I dont have a dog, I eat my own homework.
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06-14-2011 11:01
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engagement ring: a down-payment for alimony
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06-14-2011 11:00
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Just to be different, I cry about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentines Day with explosives.
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06-14-2011 10:53
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Hey couples who write on each others Facebook walls, NO ONE cares how much you love each other, so cut it out!
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06-14-2011 10:47
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If you invite me to your BBQ and you don't have Southern Comfort then I ain't coming.
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06-14-2011 10:45
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Coffee...Meet your Maker!
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