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Am I the only one who feels that if I had to describe urine's color and possible taste, that I should point to a yellow Vitamin Water?
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05-25-2011 23:52 by
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Kevin Durant, it is time to take your backpack and go home!
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05-25-2011 23:50 by
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i need to find cinderella because I'm tired of running into her stuck-up cant take a joke high maintence sisters
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05-25-2011 23:48
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now that oprah is gone, Can we put daily football on?
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05-25-2011 23:28 by
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Dont ever tell someone you'll do something when pigs fly........cause cops ride in helicopters now.
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05-25-2011 23:16 by
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Hey Oprah your shows over,,,go to the dam gym ,, and try and lose some weight already,,,!!!
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05-25-2011 22:27
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A thunderstorm is God's way of saying his electronics will always be better than yours
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05-25-2011 22:18 by
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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05-25-2011 22:12 by
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About 50% of the time “good luck” means “effff you.”
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05-25-2011 22:07 by
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That awkward moment when you're late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.
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05-25-2011 22:06 by
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The guy who predicted the end of the world moved the date to Oct/Nov. That's not the end of the world, it's just another Twilight film.
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05-25-2011 22:05 by
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8 year olds today have Facebooks, twitter, phones, ipods. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.
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05-25-2011 22:04 by
BEGO
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wish all my electronics came with as much memory as a girlfriend or wife.
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05-25-2011 22:03 by
BEGO
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Life is like a roller coaster. You can either scream every time there is a bump or you can throw your hands up and enjoy the ride.
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05-25-2011 20:04 by
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so Oprah's last show was today... what are her minions going to do now that she is gone from tv? there are housewives in KY who need someone to tell them what books to read and what Scientology is doing to Tom Cruise.
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05-25-2011 19:58
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Dear a$$hole on your bike in front of me at the stop light; yes I can read your shirt, I'm so amused sincerely your wife!
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05-25-2011 19:45 by
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thinks Facebook should add another option for Friends Requests... WHO ARE YOU?
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05-25-2011 18:55 by
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Wish I could change my relationship status to "batteries dead" LOL
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05-25-2011 18:54 by
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I was gonna buy a copy of 'The Power of Positive Thinking', and then I thought, what good would that do?
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05-25-2011 16:29 by
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Health plans are like hospital gowns…You only think you're covered.
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05-25-2011 16:21 by
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