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Every night the dis likes multiply by 6.. Wonder what side of the world is making that happen? The unfunny side. (europe) 
Cheese is like a villain from a horror movie: Whatever you do to it only makes it stronger. Shred it? Better. Slice it? Better. Melt it? Perfection.
Dear children,stop wondering what I am. I'm a star! You just said it like two seconds ago. Sincerely, Twinkle Twinkle
If you woke up tomorrow and all you had was what you had thanked God for today, what would you have?
solving all the world's problems--one roll of duct tape at a time...
Women...why is it so hard to F-in fill the gas tank? The E doesn't stand for ENOUGH!!
From the way Vancouver goalie Roberto Loungo is playing in the Stanly Cup, it appears that he watched too much of the NBA Finals and wants to change his name to LeBron-go...
I don't get Pitbull, he makes one decent song and then sings for 10 seconds in others and he makes millions of dollars? Wtf?
I just asked a guy at the Mac Store if the iPhone 5 will come with an app that makes AT&T not suck.
FACT: When a woman feels like her emotions are being played with.............She becomes the FBI...
"We Built This City on Slave Labor and Freemason Secrets" - Thomas Jefferson Starship.
PAY DAY: A day when I never feel like working....CHECK PLEASE!
Headline on TMZ: "SHOCKING Nude Photos of Paris Hilton Leaked.” Seriously TMZ, if you really want to shock us, try leaking some photos of Paris reading a book
When at a meeting when the boss says "anyone have any suggestions?" Don't say "inappropriate touch Tuesday"...trust me
Wave your hands in the air, if a bee is right there.
Why is it so hard to find a soothsayer in this day and age?!
its come to my attention its been sometime since many of you have brought the noise/and or funk
(last one I promise) - LaBron James will publish his autobiography as soon as he can come up with a TITLE
My girlfriend had auto correct long before iPhone.
My girl says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.
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