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there's always that one person who takes a few minutes to get the joke...
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06-14-2011 19:39 by
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"Silence is the best answer for all questions" "Smiling is the best reaction in all situations".
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06-14-2011 19:36 by
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Your opinion of me DOESNT define who I AM.
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06-14-2011 19:34 by
Surge Uarmolyuk
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I graduated with a 4.0 … Blood Alcohol level.
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06-14-2011 18:38 by
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People shouldn't be judged by who they date, what skin color they are, and etc..If they are happy together, then let them live their lives..
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06-14-2011 17:58 by
Surge Yarmolyuk
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Take the chance, live out your dreams, make life better than it seems.
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06-14-2011 17:56 by
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Love is like a rubber band. At first we keep on pulling and pulling. Then when someone let go, it hurts the person who holds on.
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06-14-2011 17:47 by
Surge Yarmolyuk
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There's 8 letters in I LOVE YOU but there's also 8 letters in BULLSH!T!
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06-14-2011 17:44 by
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What happens in an exam : Tik tok, Mind block, Pen stop, Eye pop, Full shock, Jaw drop, Time up, No Luck.
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06-14-2011 17:42 by
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Heart breaks are like a broken mirror, you can still put the pieces together, but the cracks will still remain.
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06-14-2011 17:32 by
Surge Yarmolyuk
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Everything happens for a reason & sometimes it's better for us not to know that reason.
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06-14-2011 17:05 by
Surge Yarmolyuk
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I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
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06-14-2011 16:51 by
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sorry babe, I'm not lighting candles to be romantic.......lighting candles cause I just took a dump
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06-14-2011 16:24
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I miss that age when I THOUGHT I knew everything. Cause now that I do, it's kinda depressing...
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06-14-2011 16:13
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so this lady is buying a birthday card and diet suppliments, cant help but wonder if these items are not related or if she's just a b!tch
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06-14-2011 16:11 by
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Looks like Hugh Hefner's fiance finally got her cataracts removed and called off the wedding realizing she'd have to wake up everyday next to a dude that looks worse than the dead guy on "A Weekend at Bernie's"
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06-14-2011 16:00 by
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When someone from customer service says, "that is an excellent question"... they're basically saying they don't have a clue about the answer.
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06-14-2011 15:56
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I hate trying new clothes on in the dressing room and then looking at yourself in the mirror after putting your old clothes back on.
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06-14-2011 15:08 by
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The minute people fall in love they become liars
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06-14-2011 14:34
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I am watching a homeless dude outside of a building using his reflection in the window to help him shave.
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