Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
TJ's Blog
Image Filters
Contact US
Funny Status Messages
|
Recent Comments
|
Submit a Status Message
Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump
View All Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Trump Filter:
ON
|
OFF
Search Messages:
«Prev
«1
4788
4789
4790
4791
4792
4793
4794
4795
5577
Next»
Page: 4792 of 5577
A Hickey from Kenicki is like a hallmark card...when you care enough to send the very best!! RIP JEFF CONWAY!!!
20
11
←Rate |
05-27-2011 18:32
Comments (
0
)
Thanksgiving is a day when we pause to give thanks for the things we have.....MEMORIAL DAY is a day when we pause to give thanks to the people who fought for the things we have.
66
15
←Rate |
05-27-2011 18:04 by
Strange1im
Comments (
0
)
The awkard moment where you say, "it's not me, it's you"....via text
8
11
←Rate |
05-27-2011 16:26
Comments (
1
)
kill illuminati. they want my soul, my mind, and my body.
24
30
←Rate |
05-27-2011 16:13
Comments (
0
)
Look... if you have both toilet paper and bath towels in your bathroom... I am going to assume you are giving me a choice.
29
15
←Rate |
05-27-2011 15:41 by
@The69Sheriff
Comments (
0
)
Chemically speaking... alcohol is a solution.
58
11
←Rate |
05-27-2011 15:40 by
@The69Sheriff
Comments (
0
)
I take context out of things.
16
7
←Rate |
05-27-2011 15:37 by
@The69Sheriff
Comments (
0
)
My dog can't seem to walk straight when we are out. He is gonna make look bad when I'm under the influence.
4
12
←Rate |
05-27-2011 15:32
Comments (
0
)
I have to say... to lie about taking steroids as long as Lance Armstrong did sure takes a lot of ball.
44
18
←Rate |
05-27-2011 15:24 by
@The69Sheriff
Comments (
0
)
Look, baby, it's just not going to work between us: You're a sheep and I'm a border collie. I'm so sorry. I never meant to herd you.
46
19
←Rate |
05-27-2011 15:23 by
@The69Sheriff
Comments (
0
)
I love Hitchhiker's, they always give Me a Thumbs up Every time I pass by them
19
9
←Rate |
05-27-2011 15:18
Comments (
0
)
"two managers 1 cup..." could get quite messi tomorrow
10
13
←Rate |
05-27-2011 13:52
Comments (
0
)
Even though my house has an alarm, I still like to set booby traps...just in case.
29
9
←Rate |
05-27-2011 13:16 by
Goodeolboy
Comments (
0
)
That awkward moment when you're at a red light and you look at the person next to you and they're already looking at you
116
21
←Rate |
05-27-2011 13:16
Comments (
0
)
aaah the weekend... drink triple, see double, act single.
27
17
←Rate |
05-27-2011 13:16
Comments (
0
)
I Spent the last 30 minutes trying to trim my side burns and am now sporting a nice mohawk..
95
17
←Rate |
05-27-2011 12:55
Comments (
0
)
Men make mistakes the problem is god gave us a brain and A wienner but not enough blood supply to run both at the same time..!!!
11
19
←Rate |
05-27-2011 12:47
Comments (
0
)
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
7
22
←Rate |
05-27-2011 12:39
Comments (
0
)
Everyone is a Freak, it just takes the right person to bring out that side of you.
69
13
←Rate |
05-27-2011 12:24 by
Marshall the Great
Comments (
0
)
What is the appropriate gift to give your woman on your 5th year anniversary..... of the restraining order?
14
8
←Rate |
05-27-2011 12:23 by
Marshall the Great
Comments (
0
)
«Prev
«1
4788
4789
4790
4791
4792
4793
4794
4795
5577
Next»
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
TJ's Blog
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com