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   messageicon Facebook really needs a "pee on someone's wall" option.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 12:46 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon • Where does a woman put perfume? Where she wish to be kissed.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 12:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.”
←Rate | 06-19-2011 12:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies.. Let no past relationship ruin your love life. Remember: "Love will only fail when you fail to love!" Keep moving!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 12:40 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things a woman should know first before we start dating - My fav beer is your fav beer, My fav team is your fav team, you can have freewill on everything else.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 12:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says Happy Father's Day like waking up next to a stripper and wondering if she actually has a father to celebrate the day.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 11:49 by @demiroquai Comments (0)  


   messageicon • The craziest girls are the ones who seem the most normal at first.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 11:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When we run into an ex, we always play "Who Won?" And in our minds, we always won.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 11:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon step aside, I have a spork!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 11:31 by gee Comments (0)  


   messageicon @Guys - We appreciate when you keep your condoms within close reach from the bed so we don't spend ten minutes waiting naked while you search the other end of the apartment.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 10:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Having personally eavesdropped hundreds of times, I can confidently confirm that GIRL TALK is much more devious, coniving, detailed, dirty and disgusting than GUY TALK
←Rate | 06-19-2011 10:41 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon The greatest gift I ever had Came from God, and I call him Dad! Happy Fathers Day to My Dad & All The Daddy's Out there
←Rate | 06-19-2011 10:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopefully today I don't have any unknown kids coming to my door with gifts.....Happy Fathers Day anyways......
←Rate | 06-19-2011 10:11 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i dont mind walking past bushes alone on a dark night. What I do mind is when people start jumping out of them
←Rate | 06-19-2011 09:58 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Fathers Day I would like to thank Maury Povich for his relentless efforts helping many people in the ghetto enjoy a normally very confusing day.....
←Rate | 06-19-2011 09:46 by vacman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most confusing day in the ghetto is Fathers Day
←Rate | 06-19-2011 09:37 by Weeg Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most beautifull blessing that can ever be given to anyone:"May the worst day of your future be better than the best day of your past..."
←Rate | 06-19-2011 09:14 by raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Learning from water. "Adjust yourself in every situation & in any shape", But Most importantly always find out your "own way to flow..."
←Rate | 06-19-2011 09:14 by raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to thank maury povich for letting so many know if they are the father and can celebrate this day
←Rate | 06-19-2011 09:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of the greatest lesson which Life teaches: "There is no market for ur Emotions.So never advertise your feelings,Just display ur Attitude!!"
←Rate | 06-19-2011 09:10 by raj Comments (0)  



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