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Oh wow. you're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my a@s?
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05-30-2011 22:30 by
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I could pull it off but my liver is calling in sick in the morning
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05-30-2011 22:22 by
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■Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?
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05-30-2011 18:40
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Ran into a fat guy with big sideburn chops. He looked like a cross between Chris Farley and Ron Jeremy.
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05-30-2011 17:49
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The problem is I have just enough money to get into trouble but not enough to make bail.
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05-30-2011 17:36 by
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you can't say the following words without sounding like an Irishman swearing: WHALE, OIL, BEEF, HOOKED.
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05-30-2011 17:07 by
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Sometimes I need to recheck my facebook account to remember what I did this past weekend.
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05-30-2011 16:50 by
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certain that the news companies are now just making stuff up to try and scare us because I've just seen the headline 'KILLER CUCUMBER CLAIMS 10 LIVES.'
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05-30-2011 15:51 by
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Uhh Sorry Mom & Dad, but I don't think washing behind my ears was the most important place to get cleaned..
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05-30-2011 15:33 by
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if alcohold is made from old fruit then I exceed my daily requirements by a long shot
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05-30-2011 13:13
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Why does Stevie Wonder love seeded hamburger rolls? Because of the jokes written on top.
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05-30-2011 12:07 by
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now enemies with you and 5 other people.
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05-30-2011 11:58
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I use my cell phone as backlighting at night when I flip someone off so they can better see my finger.
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05-30-2011 11:51 by
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Am I the only one that thinks Snookie is starting to look like an Umpa Lumpa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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05-30-2011 11:06 by
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Remember: When strangers offer you drugs, take them, because drugs are expensive!!
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05-30-2011 10:54 by
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going to go a few pages back, copy a status, then re-word it so I appear creative.
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05-30-2011 10:51
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goin' skinny dippin' in the Cement Pond with Elly Mae.
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05-30-2011 10:46
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Before putting any money down on a championship game, always check with the hat makers, they always get it right.
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05-30-2011 09:23 by
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• BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.
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05-30-2011 08:56 by
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Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer? Max Factor should make condoms.
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05-30-2011 07:44 by
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