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Ev1 says it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean, well I ain't never seen no small ship make big waves!!
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06-03-2011 09:44 by
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I always ask myself WWJDD? (What Would Johnny Depp Do?) That seems to work for me.
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06-03-2011 09:38 by
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Thankfully, I don't suffer from homophobia. I do however, suffer from homophonia (irrational fear of words that sound the same but have different meanings).
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06-03-2011 09:36 by
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Dr. Jack Kevorkian can finally get those pesky patient opinion surveys filled out!
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06-03-2011 09:31 by
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I bought the new Kurt Cobain Bobble Head doll....but now the d@mn head keeps popping off it.....
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06-03-2011 09:12 by
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hanging up her spoon after a hard days s*it stiring.
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06-03-2011 08:46
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Why am I able to walk for miles with no problem, but as soon as I look for my house keys, I start doing the pee-pee dance?
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06-03-2011 08:44 by
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instead of "lol", try "lsimhbiwfefmtalol"... laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
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06-03-2011 08:28 by
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The sex is better when they don't belong to you.
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06-03-2011 08:16
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Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, lets yahoo it"....Sincerely Google
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06-03-2011 08:05 by
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Teach me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.
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06-03-2011 07:50 by
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Trust is like an eraser, smaller after every new mistake
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06-03-2011 07:46 by
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Here is a episode for mythbusters....once you go black ,do you never go back?
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06-03-2011 07:28 by
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Oh yea bitch let's see what maury has to say!
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06-03-2011 07:00 by
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Anybody got a recepie for cicadas?
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06-03-2011 06:40 by
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I want a BANG. "Bright Attractive Non-Nagging Girl."
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06-03-2011 05:32
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I wonder how many of my friends are one night stand babies!
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06-03-2011 05:17
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I dont see how you can hate one night stands when you owe your existence to a one night stand yourself.
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06-03-2011 05:16
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My plan to discombobulate people with big words has failed egregiously.
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06-03-2011 04:42 by
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Without ME it's just AWESO..
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06-03-2011 04:19 by
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