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Typical Saturday Morning: Who's bed is this and where are my pants?
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06-25-2011 23:04 by
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in the worst pain I've ever been in!! Hit a dry spot on a Slip n' Slide.
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06-25-2011 23:03 by
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Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two kit-kats fall out of a vending machine at once
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06-25-2011 22:31 by
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A friend will calm you down when you are angry. A best friend will skip beside you with a bat singing, "Someones gonna get it"
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06-25-2011 22:27 by
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Even if Mexico wins, they still lose, because they have to go back to Mexico...
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06-25-2011 20:09
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Today I realised that I am spending too much time chatting... someone told me a really funny joke... and I almost said LOL instead of laughing!
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06-25-2011 14:26
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Press Like for Blackberry & Dislike for Iphone
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06-25-2011 14:09
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Go to google, type in "Who is the cutest" and click on "I m feeling lucky" :D
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06-25-2011 13:44
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The train of failure usually runs on the tracks of laziness.
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06-25-2011 13:17
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Happy Catfish Day!!!
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06-25-2011 13:13 by
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Just found out this Beanie Baby collection was not a great investment.
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06-25-2011 13:06 by
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Convincing a dog that I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician.
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06-25-2011 12:47
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c'mon people, gays have a right to be as unhappy as the rest of us... incidentally NYs divorce rate is about to go up...
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06-25-2011 12:35
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Why don't people scream when they get stabbed in movies?
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06-25-2011 12:02
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We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.
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06-25-2011 12:00 by
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If you've never seen an elephant ski you've never been on acid..........
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06-25-2011 11:58
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For men who think.."A woman's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept.
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06-25-2011 11:56 by
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This Tequila tastes like future bad decisions.
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06-25-2011 11:54 by
Marshall the Great
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And I was like "No, Coke is NOT ok. I wanted a Pepsi." And she was all "Sir, 911 should only be dialed for real emergencies."
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06-25-2011 11:53 by
Marshall the Great
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A rice cake is a good way to tell your taste buds to go to hell.
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06-25-2011 11:50 by
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