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   messageicon Watching depression medication commercials makes me depressed. I'm just glad herpes commercials don't have the same effect.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 11:06 by J. BIAZA Comments (1)  


   messageicon 99 problems. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Problems solved.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 11:02 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon After I won my divorce trial I FEDexd my ex-wife's attorney a consolation prize of a broom and a witches hat.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 10:36 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 10:29 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone text me a donut?
←Rate | 07-01-2011 10:26 by MTQ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is never wrong...Especially when that love is between two young carefree ladies who have wandering hands and a deep curiosity for experimentation with Coprophagia, a little Cyclic vomiting syndrome and a cup...Yea that's some real love :)
←Rate | 07-01-2011 09:50 by Mr Icky Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst kind of human contact is "eye contact through that crack in a bathroom stall when you're pulling up your pants" contact.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:55 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop chasing him. Stop turn around and see who's chasing you
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:50 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wish I was a white crayon , So no one could use me
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:47 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you notice "racecar" backwards is a "racecar"
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:32 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not called HACKED when you use a public library computer to update your Facebook and you forget to log out. Then the next person to use the computer takes the liberty to play around with your profile and wall. Its called being stupid and careless.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 07:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're getting fat when you sit in your bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 07:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After months of uninterrupted analysis, I am now prepared to conclude that, indeed, my laundry is not going to fold itself
←Rate | 07-01-2011 06:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Face it, skinny jeans are NOT for everyone.... if you think this message is about you, it probably is
←Rate | 07-01-2011 06:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man who sinks into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 06:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon •Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 06:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman......... but I sure woke up with a few
←Rate | 07-01-2011 06:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The time you REALLY wish you had a video camera is when somebody says, "Hold my beer and watch this".
←Rate | 07-01-2011 06:23 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inflation and Financial crisis have become so critical and serious nowadays that majority of the men have started loving their own wife.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 05:54 by Gauty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rsvp to friends Event that I wasent invited to Yes facebook I would love to be creepy. Facebook makeing us creepy one Event at a time
←Rate | 07-01-2011 03:39 by Dan Comments (0)  



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