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   messageicon I plan on rivaling the military with my own explosive version of "shock and awe" this evening!
←Rate | 07-04-2011 09:23 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many cool gadgets around. The iPad, iPhone, iPod, etc. It's strange though, none of the electronics stores seem to have this iCarly thing that the kids are all talking about.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 08:44 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear girls, If a boy sends you a friend request, that means he wants to be your friend not your husband. That's why it says a friend request...
←Rate | 07-04-2011 08:12 by @senalk Comments (0)  


   messageicon what happens in vegas never happens to me
←Rate | 07-04-2011 06:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i once solved a rubiks cube by not buying it
←Rate | 07-04-2011 06:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what they say "Home is where you hang your enemies head."
←Rate | 07-04-2011 04:38 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember ladies, your body is a temple, not a theme park
←Rate | 07-04-2011 04:33 by Dski90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon dating a rich guy can make you an INTELLIGENT BUSINESS WOMAN... and dating a poor guy makes you a HARD WORKER
←Rate | 07-04-2011 04:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My kitchen smells like Ke$ha. (Tequila, lime and fish.)
←Rate | 07-04-2011 01:32 by dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're moody most of the time on Facebook, I assume you're run out of Marijuana.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 01:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey elderly people, nobody takes you seriously until you've put tennis balls on your walker.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 01:00 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Delete or block some friends!" The new way to "Quit Facebook Addiction". Ridiculous!
←Rate | 07-04-2011 00:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol, explosives, rednecks, and cops.......hmmm anyone else feeling a country song coming on???
←Rate | 07-04-2011 00:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I'm not mistaken, I believe my 6 year-old just tried to choke me by using the Force.
←Rate | 07-03-2011 23:40 by rican4real Comments (0)  


   messageicon The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off
←Rate | 07-03-2011 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Transparency: The ability to see within another's heart ... all strengths & weaknesses ... and to accept everything unconditionally.
←Rate | 07-03-2011 22:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is such a beautiful day... now watch some idiot screw it up!
←Rate | 07-03-2011 22:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, My girlfriend asked me if I loved Her,..No girl, I only think about you all day, text you whenever I can & Stare at you constently when i'm with you.
←Rate | 07-03-2011 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many BBQ's do I have to get drunk at to prove I love Australia???
←Rate | 07-03-2011 22:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to start reading labels, I definitely just covered myself in this girl's shimmering lotion, maybe I thought it said slimming
←Rate | 07-03-2011 22:14 by @youlivnlearn Comments (0)  



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