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Pretty words aren't always true & true words aren't always pretty.
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06-14-2011 21:33 by
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that happy feeling you get when you see your bus coming.
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06-14-2011 21:33
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The only people that don't make mistakes are those that aren't doing anything
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06-14-2011 20:45
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Just once I want to see a marathon winner cross the finish line and immediately fire up a cigarette.
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06-14-2011 20:35 by
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This girl in the street yelled to me "OMG!! Your so hot! I want you!!" Its true. You can ask Brad Pitt he was right behind me.
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06-14-2011 20:10 by
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What goes around comes around. That's what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
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06-14-2011 20:04 by
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wonders if makers of Raisin Bran and Grape Nuts ever get "Post" traumatic stress...
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06-14-2011 20:02
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Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.
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06-14-2011 19:51 by
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If you can't get them off your mind...then maybe they're supposed to be there.
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06-14-2011 19:49 by
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you know its over when there's nothing left to say
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06-14-2011 19:49
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People who say "If I disappeared, no one would notice" are wrong. Anyone who actually saw you vanish would be pretty freaked out.
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06-14-2011 19:42 by
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try to say the letter `M` without your lips touching.
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06-14-2011 19:41 by
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there's always that one person who takes a few minutes to get the joke...
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06-14-2011 19:39 by
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"Silence is the best answer for all questions" "Smiling is the best reaction in all situations".
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06-14-2011 19:36 by
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Your opinion of me DOESNT define who I AM.
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06-14-2011 19:34 by
Surge Uarmolyuk
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I graduated with a 4.0 … Blood Alcohol level.
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06-14-2011 18:38 by
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People shouldn't be judged by who they date, what skin color they are, and etc..If they are happy together, then let them live their lives..
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06-14-2011 17:58 by
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Take the chance, live out your dreams, make life better than it seems.
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06-14-2011 17:56 by
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Love is like a rubber band. At first we keep on pulling and pulling. Then when someone let go, it hurts the person who holds on.
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06-14-2011 17:47 by
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There's 8 letters in I LOVE YOU but there's also 8 letters in BULLSH!T!
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06-14-2011 17:44 by
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