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   messageicon pimpin hoes doesn't mean you have game, just means your own kind recognize you
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:55 by bumpz Comments (0)  


   messageicon ladies first is just a polite way of saying I wanna check out your booty
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:47 by bumpz Comments (0)  


   messageicon janet jackson flashes a titty and all hell breaks loose, while on the other hand rick ross can just flaunt his knockers anywhere he wants
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:45 by bumpz Comments (0)  


   messageicon 9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with a big booty, the 10th guy prefers the 9 other men
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon some girls look better witout glasses, thats why I never bring mine to the club
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:36 by bumpz Comments (0)  


   messageicon how badass would it be if USA came out in Mighty Duck's jerseys?
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just finished eating some generic frosted flakes, they're allllllllright, I guess
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:35 by bumpz Comments (0)  


   messageicon if only you could put people up to the light to see if they're fake or real like a 20 dollar bill
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:34 by bumpz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I probably should have put my real birthdate, because I just woke up to a bunch of happy birthday's on my wall.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:07 by Jon Yu Woo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Initials and Acronyms. Casey Marie Anthony=CMA=Caylee's Murderer Acquitted
←Rate | 07-07-2011 19:51 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wash my hands so many times a day, I couldn't contract OCD even if I wanted to.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 19:05 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl, not even the Kool-Aid man could bust through your emotional walls.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 19:04 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been shopping for a new desk. Still can't find one with a headboard.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 18:43 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon My brain returns to its default settings every ten minutes.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 18:03 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon decided to clean house since it is raining. Now it smells of Murphy oil soap and Pine-Sol.. Instead of Sex and Candy.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 17:18 by Lonagan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lightning strike at Caylee Anthonys memorial 'could be a sign from the angels'
←Rate | 07-07-2011 17:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Twelve Jurors In The Casey Anthony Trial. Names Released! Homer Simpson, Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Kelly Bundy, Eric Cartman Joey Tribbiani, Beavis, Butthead, Edith Bunker, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Coyote.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 16:51 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill
←Rate | 07-07-2011 16:46 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people sing to plants to help them grow. That's one reason I scream at the top of my lungs the entire time I mow.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 16:39 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon a recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!
←Rate | 07-07-2011 16:12 Comments (0)  



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