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a life with no regrets is a life no lived, I would rather strike out swinging than to sit there looking
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07-07-2011 21:13 by
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i love you like a fat kid loves cake, but right now the fat kid is on a diet
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07-07-2011 21:10 by
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the bigger the sunglasses, the uglier the face
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07-07-2011 21:04 by
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my new summer accesory is a fly swatter, not to use on flies but to actually pimp slap people who feel that its not necessary to use deodorant
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07-07-2011 21:01 by
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man code #3: if your friends zipper is down, that's his problem, you didn't see nothing
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07-07-2011 20:57 by
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pimpin hoes doesn't mean you have game, just means your own kind recognize you
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07-07-2011 20:55 by
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ladies first is just a polite way of saying I wanna check out your booty
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07-07-2011 20:47 by
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janet jackson flashes a titty and all hell breaks loose, while on the other hand rick ross can just flaunt his knockers anywhere he wants
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07-07-2011 20:45 by
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9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with a big booty, the 10th guy prefers the 9 other men
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07-07-2011 20:41
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some girls look better witout glasses, thats why I never bring mine to the club
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07-07-2011 20:36 by
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how badass would it be if USA came out in Mighty Duck's jerseys?
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07-07-2011 20:36
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just finished eating some generic frosted flakes, they're allllllllright, I guess
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07-07-2011 20:35 by
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if only you could put people up to the light to see if they're fake or real like a 20 dollar bill
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07-07-2011 20:34 by
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I probably should have put my real birthdate, because I just woke up to a bunch of happy birthday's on my wall.
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07-07-2011 20:07 by
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Initials and Acronyms. Casey Marie Anthony=CMA=Caylee's Murderer Acquitted
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07-07-2011 19:51 by
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I wash my hands so many times a day, I couldn't contract OCD even if I wanted to.
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07-07-2011 19:05 by
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Girl, not even the Kool-Aid man could bust through your emotional walls.
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07-07-2011 19:04 by
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I've been shopping for a new desk. Still can't find one with a headboard.
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07-07-2011 18:43 by
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My brain returns to its default settings every ten minutes.
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07-07-2011 18:03 by
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decided to clean house since it is raining. Now it smells of Murphy oil soap and Pine-Sol.. Instead of Sex and Candy.
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07-07-2011 17:18 by
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