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so "Diet Pepsi" and "Diet Coke" are now linked to increased weight, diabetes, risk of stroke/heart disease and they ruin your taste buds.... Can we change the name now to just "Gross Tasting Drink"? 
"I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress" -- Judge Judy
If I cared, I'd draw you a map of your a$$ with an X marking the spot where your head is buried.
Treating the whole world as if it works for you doesn't suggest you're special, it means you're an a$$.
some days, its not even worth chewing through the restraints.
And another reason NASCAR sucks....A driver can go the entire season, including "The Chase" portion without winning a race and still with the championship. Lame!
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
I was on the phone last night with my mom and I was telling her that I had a real bad headache? She says, "You have any acetylsalicylic acid?" I said, "Ma, you mean aspirin?" She goes, “That's it, I can never remember that word.”
why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves!
Every time I see a female sword swallower I think ...... she use to have a black boyfriend
i think my Yogurts haunted ...... Paranormal Activia
4 out of 5 turtles are Ninjas
if you have never given yourself troll hair while taking a bath .. then you probably don't have a soul
Asia-Vu the feeling you've seen that Asian person before
The other day my car's “Check Engine” light came on, so I popped the hood and looked, and the engine was still there. Silly light!
We cant pretend to be strangers when I have seen you naked!
Are you a robot? So why do you keep doing what people tell you and expect you to do?
I would slap you right now but I don't want to get arrested for animal abuse.
The world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
I'm not your Father but I can be your friend ( Heavy breathing ) - Step-dad Darth Vader
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