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I wish they made a “no soliciting” sign for the phone!
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07-15-2011 17:21 by
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Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, thew shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed
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07-15-2011 17:17 by
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I don't have pet peeves-I have major psychotic f##cking hatreds!!!
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07-15-2011 17:14 by
migasjoe
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I have washboard abs. They just happen to have a little laundry on them...
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07-15-2011 17:13 by
migasjoe
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OK-all those that believe in psyco kinesis raise my hand
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07-15-2011 17:10 by
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saw Harry Potter at midnight last night. LOL JK, I have a life.
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07-15-2011 16:37
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to everyone who sends me request in Farmvillie I'm gonna send you a tree for ur farm so you can hang yourself!!
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07-15-2011 16:12
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It has been revealed that Ryan Giggs of Manchester United has been slammin' his brothers wife for 8 years! damn! Talk about brotherly love.
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07-15-2011 14:05
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ORGANISM.. you read that wrong the first time didn't you...
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07-15-2011 13:53 by
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going to Biker Night at The Blue Oyster Bar.
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07-15-2011 13:37
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You can PUT YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES ON AND DEAL WITH IT only so many times. Then the elastic breaks... and you really show your butt.
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07-15-2011 12:53 by
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actively hunting down the Killer of his Ex-Girlfriend for the last Few Years, and it's harder than Initially Thought: Nobody Wants to Do It!! :-/
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07-15-2011 10:56
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If you didn't have all this money, I'd still love you..and miss you very much.
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07-15-2011 10:52
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I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.
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07-15-2011 10:49
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Tell your girlfriend to stop wearing different colored lipstick, I am getting a damn rainbow around my d*ck.
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07-15-2011 10:47
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Wedding Rings - the world's smallest handcuffs.
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07-15-2011 10:40 by
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To everyone on Facebook that plays Farmville or Cityville and sends me requests every hour of the day: Go hang yourselves.
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07-15-2011 10:30 by
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I never really understood why people drive around the parking lot looking for a spot right near the door, only to get out and walk around the mall for 5 hours...
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07-15-2011 09:59
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I just made instant coffee in the microwave. I went back in time.
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07-15-2011 09:00 by
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My girl and I are like oil and vinegar. We have to shake things up to make it work.
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07-15-2011 08:53 by
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