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   messageicon Please copy and paste this as your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone that may know someone who knows anyone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you've heard of anyone who doesn't know anyone that doesn't know someone
←Rate | 07-19-2011 00:31 by rinker2200 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a move to divide California into two states: The state of poverty and the state of bankruptcy.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 00:13 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon the New Facebook Chat! You have friends Online.. But you have to guess who more then half of them are!"
←Rate | 07-18-2011 21:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Android developers,Could you please stop making new phones for just a little while not too long but just a little while so I can experience contentment with the phone that I have ..ps I cannot afford to buy every phone you make.
←Rate | 07-18-2011 20:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You seem to resemble a feminine hygiene product one might typically use on a summers eve...and the bag it came in.....just sayin!!
←Rate | 07-18-2011 19:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always remember to speak clearly when complimenting a woman's boots...
←Rate | 07-18-2011 19:46 by Cornholio Comments (0)  


   messageicon thank you, tapout for clearly showing the world who the douches are...
←Rate | 07-18-2011 19:21 by datjusthappened Comments (0)  


   messageicon If only I could figure out a way to fall asleep at work without anybody noticing. That would definitely be one of my top achievements in life!
←Rate | 07-18-2011 19:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wal Mart is a scary place after dark
←Rate | 07-18-2011 19:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many 5 Hour Energy drinks do I need to take to live forever?
←Rate | 07-18-2011 18:51 by Aaron | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade's gonna suck!
←Rate | 07-18-2011 18:36 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Message to Scotland Yard Canteen Manager: Please wear a suit to work tomorrow, as you are now their highest ranking employee.
←Rate | 07-18-2011 18:23 by Docles Comments (0)  


   messageicon I married my wife for her looks, just not the ones she has been giving me lately
←Rate | 07-18-2011 18:15 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon if poop were people.... then I just sh#t Lou Farrigno
←Rate | 07-18-2011 18:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think a day care has a lot of crying babies and screaming kids? Try playing one online match in Call of Duty v_v
←Rate | 07-18-2011 17:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook was the most searched term on Google last month. If you need Google to find Facebook, you shouldn't be using the internet.
←Rate | 07-18-2011 17:24 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, they're laughing with you, not at you. They're only pointing at you so you know who they're laughing with.
←Rate | 07-18-2011 17:24 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't tell me anything about the new Harry Potter film! I still haven't seen the first 6 films.
←Rate | 07-18-2011 16:31 by tmdavies31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm convinced that you could start a fire with the insides of a just nuked Hot Pocket.
←Rate | 07-18-2011 16:02 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still say they would sell way more PT Cruisers if they would just put a ZZ Top logo on the side.
←Rate | 07-18-2011 14:44 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  



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