sippin coffee on the porch swing trying to wake up when I catch sight of a wiener dog chasing a pinto car down the road ...today is going to be EPIC!!!
Hi, I'm a chick. I like long walks around football stadiums, am interested in sexist jokes about my own gender, and I'm strongly talented in the art of shutting up. Unfortunately, I'm the only one...
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06-28-2011 02:53 by Vishal Vakil
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Remember the olden days when girls who didn't have titties would just wear shirts that show off their bellybutton. "i got no boobs but I got a bellybutton!"
You know you're drunk when you're at the bar. And everytime you're trying to find the bathroom feels like the first time you tried to find the bathroom