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   messageicon Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 20:20 by Boomtastic Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so hot I just saw two trees fighting over a dog
←Rate | 07-20-2011 19:36 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got some new underwear the other day. Well.... new to me
←Rate | 07-20-2011 18:52 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Talking faster and repeating louder your very weak argument does not help you. It makes you appear more like a toddler. And a whiny one at that
←Rate | 07-20-2011 18:05 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's best euphemism for self gratification: Buttering your corn.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 18:02 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to feel old? Kim Carnes of Bette Davis eyes fame turns 65 today.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 18:01 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope I'm the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 17:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, but I don't take relationship advice from single people. That's like taking advice on how to jump hurdles from a dude with no legs.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 17:28 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if this is what hell is with weather in Chicago, than I am repenting as we speak!
←Rate | 07-20-2011 17:19 by B Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering if people will start looking at pictures of the moon in 'natural color' and not 'greyscale or B+W' like NASA has been showing us for 50+ years and realize a secret so profound, it will change the course of mankind forever...
←Rate | 07-20-2011 17:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering if Americans are going to allow themselves to be fooled by their own intelligence agencies into really believing that their nation is at risk from hackers, allowing their government to completely reformat the Internet the way they see fit
←Rate | 07-20-2011 17:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have tourette's...random thoughts just fall out of my mouth!
←Rate | 07-20-2011 16:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering why the American government has been spending millions of tax payers money on building massive underground bunkers, tunnel systems and strange prison like camps all over your country. Sincerely: Your concerned friends north of the border
←Rate | 07-20-2011 16:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glasses and move a wall. You can't. But drink 3 shots of vodka and see - the wall moves on its own! :p =D
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:22 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:11 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon so apparently Pearl Visions "Share the Pairs" event, isn't what you would think...
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:11 by ams Comments (0)  


   messageicon hmm, not sure if the thermometer is laughing at me (lol) or if it actually says 101..
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:10 by ams Comments (0)  


   messageicon I advise you not to mess with me.. I know karate, kung fu, taekwondo, judo, jujitsu, and 47 other dangerous words.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 14:00 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is too short to remove the USB drive safely
←Rate | 07-20-2011 11:39 by Dinni Comments (0)  



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