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   messageicon I need a stunt double because I am so damn tired of jumping through hoops!
←Rate | 07-21-2011 17:41 by melb Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know why Rednecks like it doggie style? So they can both watch Nascar together!!
←Rate | 07-21-2011 17:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Impossible is Nothing , Average is Nowhere and Mediocrity is for Others !!
←Rate | 07-21-2011 17:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to become a receptionist so I can say "Your son Rip is on line toot"
←Rate | 07-21-2011 16:28 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I become a billionaire I'll still do stuff here. I'll just say, "In your face, peasants!" as I hit submit
←Rate | 07-21-2011 16:25 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to be cool on facebook: Profile>Account Settings>Delete Profile
←Rate | 07-21-2011 15:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think its hot where you're at...... you should feel it where I am - Osama Bin Laden
←Rate | 07-21-2011 15:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WELCOME TO FACEBOOK, the place where relationships are perfect, liars believe they are telling the truth, & the WORLD shows off they are living a great life; where your ENEMIES are the ones that visit your profile the most, your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you
←Rate | 07-21-2011 15:48 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Used to comment and joke when the didgets were in their hundreds now your a pretty tough crowd
←Rate | 07-21-2011 15:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is so HOT in my town ... Water in public swimming pools is evaporating so fast that children are being encouraged to swim in the deep end and keep ignoring the,"no peeing" rule...
←Rate | 07-21-2011 15:14 by Mckibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 15:06 by mckibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rather than raising the debt ceiling, why can't we just have a shorter government?
←Rate | 07-21-2011 15:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just brainstorming about debt. Uh, instead of raising the ceiling, what about lowering the floor?
←Rate | 07-21-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man can lose alot of money chasing women, but he will never lose a woman chasing money!
←Rate | 07-21-2011 14:31 by @cboyklik Comments (1)  


   messageicon - If Washington raises the debt limit, they should buy every American a Bud Light and charge it to China.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 14:31 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I found an unopened can of warm Bud Light on the floor of a cab. I'll answer your question with a question. Did I have a choice?
←Rate | 07-21-2011 14:29 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have a pic of a celebrity as your profile pic I am gonna assume you are one ugly b!tch with extreme low self esteem.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 14:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has come to the conclusion that strippers are just panhandlers with a really good gimmick
←Rate | 07-21-2011 11:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people make me understand why monkeys throw their poo.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 11:07 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon will shoot at me or that I might drive over a bomb in the road today! Thanks to all who serve.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 10:40 Comments (0)  



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