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   messageicon I get to curse like a sailor because my mommy drinks like one
←Rate | 07-20-2011 07:05 by FunnyJunk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only if you held me like you held your pride, we would still be together to this day.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 05:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am the kind of guy who will call you on your landline and ask you if you are at home.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 05:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my phone falls, I panic. When my friend falls, I laugh my a$$ off.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 05:35 by NO BODY Comments (1)  


   messageicon I found out today that you could group your friends on Facebook and name the group whatever you want, however I didn't know it would send the people notificati​ons saying that I added them to the, "People I've screwed" group. Really sorry guys.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 05:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sticking a tongue out is kids' way of giving someone the middle-finger.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 05:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my handheld social networking device is ringing! what do I do?.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 03:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This status update you are reading is brought to you by your psychological addiction to Facebook. If you don't believe you are an addict, then why did you finish reading this status update......?
←Rate | 07-20-2011 02:21 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever get the feeling you're living in a snowglobe someone won't stop shaking?
←Rate | 07-19-2011 21:50 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon DIET= Do I Eat That...
←Rate | 07-19-2011 21:30 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Defeat is a state of mind; no one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted as a reality.” -Bruce Lee
←Rate | 07-19-2011 20:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a new puppy, due to an accident he has no legs, we named him Stay. He has only learned 1 trick.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 19:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon told my son he should drink plenty of electrolytes in this heat, he responded by asking me if I drink beer for the electrolytes
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:57 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon utilizing a fake phone call to avoid being solicited at the pump.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it annoying when someone posts "Got the most exciting news today!" Then when asked what, it turns out to me something lame like "My cat is pregnant again."
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my Doctor calls them, symptoms...
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:52 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon On "It starts tomorrow diet."
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We worry too much about sleeping with someone we don´t know than to actually take the time to find someone worth waking up to.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:58 by itschillbr0 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As long as Rebecca Black is alive Casey Anthony will always be the 2nd most hated living person
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:53 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am glad I am American, and I am glad that I am free, but I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:34 Comments (0)  



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