Today is Moon Day and Ugly Truck Day. So if you own an Ugly Truck, please feel free to Moon people today, but for safety's sake please only do it at red lights.
I found out today that you could group your friends on Facebook and name the group whatever you want, however I didn't know it would send the people notifications saying that I added them to the, "People I've screwed" group. Really sorry guys.
This status update you are reading is brought to you by your psychological addiction to Facebook. If you don't believe you are an addict, then why did you finish reading this status update......?