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   messageicon everyone has pretended to die infront their pets to see if they would do anything.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 07:43 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon that mini heart attack when you think you've lost something.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 07:42 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sitting on an active subwoofer is the closest I will ever get to any form of anal sex.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 05:23 by dj_soltrix Comments (0)  


   messageicon will they change the genre of movie "2012" to comedy on 22nd Dec, 2012??
←Rate | 07-22-2011 04:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so hot my ac is on energy saver but it hasn't gone off yet to save me energy. Smh. Money blowing out the window.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 00:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time she wants to talk to me tell her I'm too busy & trying to get that damn knife out of my back
←Rate | 07-21-2011 23:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men think of sex every seven seconds..thats why I eat a corndog in six seconds... so things dont get weird
←Rate | 07-21-2011 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else addicted to Pawn Stars because they misrerad the title the first time they turned it on???
←Rate | 07-21-2011 21:23 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I honestly believe Nancy Grace thinks she can bring Caylee back to life....that or is SHE the one making money off of a lil girl's death?? Think about it!
←Rate | 07-21-2011 21:16 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drinking; for those times where the most economical choice is a vacation that's close to home
←Rate | 07-21-2011 21:12 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 21:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've had such a fantastic day, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 20:10 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon when someone asks me "Hi, how r u?" my response is " High!! How r u?" they just don't seem to get it ;)
←Rate | 07-21-2011 20:01 by raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon The proper skirt length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 19:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I need a catch phrase after sex...Something like "You've just been blessed!!" or "And now you know...And knowing is half the battle!!" or my personal favorite "Shazaam!!"
←Rate | 07-21-2011 19:39 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im giving away dead batteries, they are free of charge!
←Rate | 07-21-2011 19:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how tough, hardcore, or badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you WILL answer it.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 18:58 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You can't have your cake and eat it too." - People who obviously don't understand what you're supposed to do with cake
←Rate | 07-21-2011 18:57 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The TRUE pregnancy test is whether he'll stick around if it's positive.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 18:56 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon News casters trying to find snappy name for current heat wave - Some suggest calling it: Summer
←Rate | 07-21-2011 18:12 by @harleyhousewife Comments (0)  



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