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Shutting down the computer and realizing you need it again -_-
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07-01-2011 21:34 by
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got gas earlier for $1.39!!! Too bad it was from Taco Bell...
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07-01-2011 21:20 by
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If your back boobs are bigger than your front boobs, a strapless sundress may not be the best look for you
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07-01-2011 21:00 | Tags: Filtered
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Dear god I love you and always will..but can you explain one thing to me :::: Mosquitos ...WHY..???
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07-01-2011 20:34
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getting d̶r̶u̶n̶k̶ deliciously enlightened
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07-01-2011 20:18
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just finished a trip down memory lane.. amnesia never sounded so good
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07-01-2011 20:17 by
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HAPPY CANADA DAY! It's like the 4th of July but with real beer!
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07-01-2011 18:51
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Google+ is going to Myspace facebook... Yes, I used Myspace as a verb.
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07-01-2011 18:47 by
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remembering when it was cool to date a cheerleader.. now i`m 30 and it`s creepy?
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07-01-2011 18:42 by
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will you please tell your kid to stop looking under my car for the head.. for the last time its not a Transformer
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07-01-2011 18:37
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checked in at The F-in Catalina Wine Mixer.
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07-01-2011 17:53 by
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While reading graffiti on a bathroom stall, at a truck stop... It dawned on me, rednecks created Twitter years ago!
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07-01-2011 17:43
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I know your in a relationship and I know your with them 24/7, I don't need updates on it reminding me you have a partner and where your at!
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07-01-2011 17:30
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Keep your head up high & your middle finger higher!
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07-01-2011 17:09
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I hate when I don't think of the good stuff to say till after the argument is over
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07-01-2011 17:04
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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07-01-2011 16:51 by
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Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbor's WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I'm the victim here!
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07-01-2011 15:41 by
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miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?
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07-01-2011 15:39 by
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Other than changing your email to something other than jizzbucket4u@gmail.com, I'd say your resume looks pretty good.
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07-01-2011 15:39 by
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Having great sex after a long dry-spell is like a car accident. The next day you're sore in places you wouldn't think possible.
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07-01-2011 15:38 by
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