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   messageicon I attended my 35 year rerunion last night. I didn't walk into the ladies room, spill a drink on anyone, walk into a wall, or offer my lap to a stranger. I'm really starting to grow up ..... and its a little sad.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 11:49 by BobW Comments (0)  


   messageicon Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon
←Rate | 07-24-2011 11:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you judge someone, it doesn't define who they are, it define who you are.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 11:25 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others
←Rate | 07-24-2011 11:21 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon 27 Club: Jimi Hendrix [✓] Janis Joplin [✓] Jim Morrison [✓] Kurt Cobain [✓] Amy Winehouse [✓] Lady Gaga [ ] Justin Bieber [ ]
←Rate | 07-24-2011 10:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 10:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just read where Monica Lewinsky turned 37 yesterday, how time flies, seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the Whitehouse on her knees........
←Rate | 07-24-2011 10:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sheesh, The Heat hasn't been this bad since the NBA finals.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon finds all the RIP's for a drug addicted Amy Winehouse and none for the 92 innocent people killed in Norway yesterday rather ironic.....
←Rate | 07-24-2011 10:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the person who said "God didnt put tattoos" on Amy Winehouse, God didnt make haircolor either, but Ms Clairol isnt going to hell. Ignorant moron.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 09:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do not assume that one without religion is lacking faith.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 09:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Amy Winehouse joins the Forever 27 Club. When does Lady Gaga turn 27?
←Rate | 07-24-2011 07:32 by Keith Albert Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does the man in the moon cut his hair?.........Eclipse it!
←Rate | 07-24-2011 07:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They tried to send Amy Winehouse to the coroner but she said no, no, no. Just kidding, she's dead and didn't say anything.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 06:06 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't judge a book by its cover. I read that on a book cover. It's like a life lesson if you really think about it.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 05:54 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stories that have been ripped from the headlines are the best. Except the ones ripped by bears. They're really hard to read.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 05:51 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy Rule Nos 7, 8 & 9: Errr, oh Just use Rule No.1 !!!
←Rate | 07-24-2011 05:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always try to watch what I eat...that way I don't bite my finger.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 02:39 by QB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Amy Winehouse started writing songs for a new album this weekend - she only got through a few lines.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 01:54 by @deswong Comments (0)  


   messageicon The higher you put your hopes, the more it hurts when they fall.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 01:35 Comments (0)  



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