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   messageicon Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 11:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes Captain America has to call Captain Canada for help, like if he needs to convert miles into kilometers.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 10:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok my Guardian Angel, if you're out there, and if you're listening.. Please listen to this one: "I want to keep her, for life"
←Rate | 07-26-2011 10:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe the stud finder is the most self-esteem raising carpentry tool
←Rate | 07-26-2011 10:54 by Beau Comments (0)  


   messageicon clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle... with the rest of the citizens that would like to FIRE THE WHOLE STINKIN LOT OF YOU! Wow, that felt pretty good.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 10:52 by Boomernic Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twitter is a cold and lonely place, I am going back to Facebook.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 10:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I shall rise to the occasion and be magnificent. I shall conquer all tasks set before me and not falter in my diligence to fulfill my duties with honor....haha, just kidding.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 10:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life and Wife are two similar words ..... but if you have one, you can't have the other!!!
←Rate | 07-26-2011 09:48 by pj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I searched on Google: "What do Women want?" Google search results: "We are searching too"
←Rate | 07-26-2011 09:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon problems are like a tree, if you cut off the leaves they will grow back but if you cut it out at the roots they will be gone for good
←Rate | 07-26-2011 07:17 by RMannyjr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know who says bros before hos'? Actors in sitcoms and the three dudes sitting together without dates at the bar.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 07:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget the bed, you are sleeping in my arms tonight.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 05:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life
←Rate | 07-26-2011 04:55 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when I was six and my biggest problem was what kind of dress to put on my Barbie's or whether or not I had enough Lego's to build a fort
←Rate | 07-26-2011 04:54 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your plan A doesn't work, don't sweat it. The alphabet has 25 more letters.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 04:07 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights: a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c) Another set and we can hit the showers! d) Nice Ass, are you a Sagittarius?
←Rate | 07-26-2011 03:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When wife says, "We need to talk". That only means that she will talk and the Husband will Choke
←Rate | 07-26-2011 03:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon tellin people you're deleting your facebook, then disabling it, then bring it back is pointless
←Rate | 07-26-2011 03:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wake up and people are asking me if I'm dead? Just because I'm 27 does not mean I'm going anywhere. (STILL-MUCH-ALIVE)
←Rate | 07-26-2011 03:31 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone ever completed a round of anti-biotics?
←Rate | 07-26-2011 02:21 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  



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