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   messageicon Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 17:27 by Shuttdogg Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont be mean to haters. their just doing there job..
←Rate | 07-10-2011 17:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING:I can change from sweet and innocent to B***H in 3,2 seconds...
←Rate | 07-10-2011 17:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A French kiss should not last long,Remember even the French Surrendered.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 17:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm fed up with politics. I'm gonna start the Long Island Iced Tea Party movement for those of us who know that both sides sell us the same s**t in a different package.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 16:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in the sun even when it's night time, I believe in love even when I am yet to find it, I believe in God even when he is yet to answer my prayers, I believe in heaven even when I have been to hell and back.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 15:45 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon no, I don't think I can help you with that. I have to go walk my dog. and I can only deal with one b!tch at a time
←Rate | 07-10-2011 15:24 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon if god invented somethign better than kfc and coffee, he must of kept it to himself.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 14:53 by acftw Comments (0)  


   messageicon The two words that get me in the most trouble are "Why Not?"
←Rate | 07-10-2011 14:48 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon A real friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are. All the others are just acquaintances.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 14:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The thing about flukes is that they cannot be repeated. Case in point; Hangover 2, Ke$ha, Robert Pattison, Basic Instinct 2, Oceans 12 & 13.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 14:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone has the one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your house uses or knows anything about.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 14:02 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes it's better to just quietly miss someone than to let them know and still be ignored.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 13:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you text someone "are you still sleeping" you might as well text "wake up a$$hole."
←Rate | 07-10-2011 13:47 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sleep? Must be nice!
←Rate | 07-10-2011 13:45 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo mama so fat, she need cheat codes for Wii fit.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 13:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how we are very good lawyers for our own mistakes and very good Judges for other people's mistakes.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 13:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A broken heart just hurts as much in a male chest as it does in a female chest.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 13:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never judge a person by what other people have told you. The person maybe gentle with you but harsh with others. The same sun which melts ice also hardens clay.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 13:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon real dogs ride in pickups, not purses....
←Rate | 07-10-2011 12:49 Comments (0)  



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