Real conversation I just heard ::: "oh hey grill how you doin'?!" -- "good, you" -- " good, where you working at now?" -- "oh, you know 'no where!'" --- "oh girl, dats the best job to have."
Similar to Willy Wonka putting 5 golden tickets into bars of chocolate, Lays have started a new competition where they have placed 5 chips into their bags of air.