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   messageicon Real conversation I just heard ::: "oh hey grill how you doin'?!" -- "good, you" -- " good, where you working at now?" -- "oh, you know 'no where!'" --- "oh girl, dats the best job to have."
←Rate | 08-01-2011 13:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning....its called "Waking Up"
←Rate | 08-01-2011 13:21 by Palas Panja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you ever see one of them chicks who looked like they put all their make up on a dirty concrete floor and just dove face 1st into it?
←Rate | 08-01-2011 12:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least 4 hours but a food shortage after..LOL
←Rate | 08-01-2011 12:04 by @JoeWopAye Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:37 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I try to get out of my car with my seatbelt still on far more than any person should,
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:35 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite colors are Grey Goose & Red Bull.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:35 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sleep naked so if there's some sort of emergency I immediately make it sexy.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:34 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Turns out, "Cowboys & Aliens" is NOT about Arizona's immigration laws.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:30 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it bothers you when I stare and drool, than dont display them!!!
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope you are as good with your lips as you are good with your words!
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else ... And Seek Counseling.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:14 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not overconfident. My low self-esteem is at an all-time high!
←Rate | 08-01-2011 09:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aug 1st- today is the beginning of my 12 step program. Step one, get another beer!
←Rate | 08-01-2011 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom knew I was a wild child the day I was born when I used my umbilical cord to bungie jump!
←Rate | 08-01-2011 09:07 by Mike M Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least 4 hours.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 08:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In hamster years I'm over 2000 years old. Not bad for a chain smoking sugar addict.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 08:39 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Similar to Willy Wonka putting 5 golden tickets into bars of chocolate, Lays have started a new competition where they have placed 5 chips into their bags of air.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 08:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Pizza Delivery Guy said "Thank you" but his face said: "Porn really, really lied to me about what this job was like."
←Rate | 08-01-2011 07:58 Comments (0)  



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