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You dont have to be a mule to be an ass
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07-14-2011 07:41
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What do you call an Indian man that travels a lot?...........Bindair Dundat
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07-14-2011 07:09
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I feel bad for people who didn't party in college and got D's... what a waste.
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07-14-2011 01:24 by
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You're only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
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07-14-2011 01:18 by
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Go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. He'd be so freaked out that a baby is trying to murder him, you'll have the element of surprise.
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07-14-2011 01:17 by
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Only you can prevent forest fires, and last year there was over 70,000 of them. What the f**k man. We trusted you.
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07-14-2011 01:17 by
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I eat alot of king sized candy bars. Not because I like alot of candy, but because I'm of a royalty.
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07-14-2011 01:14 by
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who else is mad that it's 2011 and we still don't have hover boards and flying cars?
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07-14-2011 00:47 by
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thinking...almost 70 years ago the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. Come this Sunday the US Women's soccer team is going to torpedo Japan!
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07-14-2011 00:26 by
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"Women are like cell phones, they love to be held, they love to be talked to, but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected,"!
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07-14-2011 00:03 by
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Since this is the last time for the space shuttle, I think we should all dress up as extras from Planet of the Apes when they land
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07-13-2011 23:43 by
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Why didn't Tigger have any friends?....Becaue he played with Pooh....
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07-13-2011 23:09
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What happened to the good old days when words never hurt people
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07-13-2011 23:06
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- When no one believes you even if everything you say is the truth, hurt a little, cry a little and let the choice be theirs.
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07-13-2011 23:00 by
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: If you can't tolerate me at my Worst, then you sure do not deserve me at my Best!!!
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07-13-2011 22:19
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I hate when I am all alone in the house then things like soda cans in the trash decide to pop and make noises!
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07-13-2011 22:09 by
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I wonder what quality the wife of the inventor of Vagisil possessed that made him want to create such a thing
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07-13-2011 21:58
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I'm seriously as bored as a vegetarian gay guy at hooters!
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07-13-2011 21:24 by
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If I had a nickel for every time a girl said, “I'm Over him, I deleted his number & deleted him off Facebook” & then their back together the next day.
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07-13-2011 21:11 by
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The amount of paper towel I use to squash and discard a bug is directly related to whether or not I know what kind of bug it is
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07-13-2011 21:10 by
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