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Games Nursing Staff HATE playing on at a Nursing Home: 5) Ollie, Ollie Ijustpeed 4) Guess what's on My Shoe 3) Here we go Loopty Poo 2)Red Light, Green Light: A Game of Incontinence Care 1) Follow the Leaker 
Thank God I'm single..I don't have to pretend I give a damn about sports, cars, teenage girls in bikinis or his feelings.
went from being "in a relationship" to "single." Ahhh I'm FREEE! Time for beer, sports, and p0rn
Man who checks out woman's package, dosen't always work for UPS.
Police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.
Confucius Say: When wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
If You look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.
Confucius Say; To get rid of unwanted pubic hair, one must spit.
the economy is so bad I saw a walmart CEO shopping at walmart
To get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house
A smile is like tight underwear ... it makes your cheeks go up.
A clean tie will attract the soup of the day.
Prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.
When you feel lonely, CHEER UP! Just go to the mirror and say "Sh!t" I'm really so good looking!" You'll overcome your sadness. But don't make it a habit cuz liars go to hell!
If a white person eats a cracker, is that cannibalism?
wondering if its cool in China to get English words tattooed on their arms?
Gay men don't play chess because they don't want to sacrifice a Queen.
Confucius Says: Some Sex Is Good...More Is Better...Too Much Is Just About Right
Ladies: stop getting relationship advice from your bitter, man-hating friend. It's like going to a strip club to find Jesus. She is single for a reason.
Fellas: Your single, immature and still-virgin friends will call you weak, pu$$y whipped, and stupid when you choose to spend quality time with your girl. Just ignore them. 