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There was a chilled beer in the fridge and a note, "Don't drink me." Now there's an empty tin and a note, "Don't tell me what to do."
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08-15-2011 14:38
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i can take any amount of pain ecxept for stubbing my toe thats worse then chinese torture.
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08-15-2011 14:35
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Please don't wish me sweet dreams, I am diabetic.
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08-15-2011 14:01
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Don't judge a a person on some crap that you heard about their past. If you wasn't in it then it's none of your business.!!!
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08-15-2011 13:55 by
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It' s impossible to sneak Oreos out of this loud & sticky package they're in. Damn you Nabisco!!
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08-15-2011 13:30 by
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I'm curious how many of you are Austrian boys. Show of Hans?
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08-15-2011 13:27 by
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Ghetto word of the day : Omelet I shoulda slapped da fu*k outta yo a$$ but omelet dat sh!t slide dis time!
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08-15-2011 13:04 by
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Ladies don't request a guy with a big d*ck and try to limit how deep he can go! You're in violation!!!!!
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08-15-2011 13:01
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Facebook starting drama since 2004.
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08-15-2011 12:42 by
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If a mute swears, does his mother was his hands with soap??
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08-15-2011 12:37
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Dollar goes in, soda comes out. Only possible explanation? Aliens.
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08-15-2011 12:26
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Ladies; don't judge a man on some sh*t that you heard about his past. If you wasn't in it then it's none of your business.
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08-15-2011 12:20 by
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Some idiot just bought MySpace for 35 million. Now looks like the ideal time to sell my dusty old CD towers for 9 million dollars.
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08-15-2011 10:48 by
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Look out. The first song I heard today was Eye Of The Tiger. It scored my "looking for my car keys and wallet" montage.
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08-15-2011 10:45 by
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Dear Tampax... a few thoughts.. World peace.. Vibrating tampons... you're welcome.
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08-15-2011 10:26 by
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I wish I could commute to work by roller-coaster....
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08-15-2011 10:22 by
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I wonder if Busta Rhymes texts with no spaces...
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08-15-2011 10:22 by
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This really works, 1 hold your breath for one hour. 2 die
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08-15-2011 10:05
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Whenever a bird poops on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of!
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08-15-2011 05:56 by
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I never eat in hospital cafeterias. I'm always afraid they'll try to poison me to amp up business.
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