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   messageicon Florida: Those computerized hurricane forecast models are ridiculous. You could give a 4 year old a map and a crayon, and they'd come up with something almost as inaccurate.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 07:02 by MTQ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't hate you, I just don't appreciate your existence.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 05:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you judge me: deal with what I've dealt with, Feel what I've felt, Survive what I've survived, Master what I have mastered and Overcome what I overcame.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 05:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're in love when you're standing in line at Forever 21 making a return on a dress and panties that your girlfriend was too embarrassed to do herself!
←Rate | 08-23-2011 04:49 by BRian Comments (0)  


   messageicon The bigger the EXPECTATION, the bigger the HEARTBREAK!
←Rate | 08-23-2011 04:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're like a drug to me, not only am I hooked on you but you're also ruining my life...
←Rate | 08-23-2011 04:05 by BRian Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say, "You are what you eat" ... The thing is, I don't remember eating a sexy b!tch.... oh wait a minute. Scratch that....
←Rate | 08-23-2011 02:59 by MustangDru Comments (0)  


   messageicon So who is the bitter old man who started these damn "she's to young for you bro" crap? So she didn't like you, "Bitter party of one?...Bitter party of one......"
←Rate | 08-23-2011 02:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here at Kotex Tampons were not claiming to be number one, were certainly not number two,. But when it come"s to Tampons were right up in there...
←Rate | 08-23-2011 01:41 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think it's necessary to judge me by my past, don't get mad when I think it's necessary to put you there
←Rate | 08-23-2011 01:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks as a male, I will always feel judged when buying hand lotion….
←Rate | 08-23-2011 01:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon History repeats itself oppurtunities dont!
←Rate | 08-23-2011 01:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now these are just plain stupid. Can someone PLEASE just create one with Natural humor? Not just "forced/Trying too hard" Humor!
←Rate | 08-23-2011 01:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had chicken, carrots, and cabbage to add to my ramen noodles to make chicken noodle soup, I wouldn't be eating Ramen Noodles in the first place.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 00:56 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go to your profile, look to the right. Now annoy those 8 friends by tagging them in a stupid post about the zombie apoclyspe, or bank robbery, and let them know you have no life.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 00:01 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon Warning.. This Status is Rated TV MA LSV!
←Rate | 08-22-2011 23:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys, You Know It Must Of Been One Hell Of A Night When You Can't Pee Straight... Err, I Mean See Straight.
←Rate | 08-22-2011 22:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The IDEAL guy does not smoke,,does not drink,,does not flirt with other girls,,does not lie,,does not cheat,,...and finally does "NOT EXIST".
←Rate | 08-22-2011 22:46 by ambii Comments (0)  


   messageicon waering "faux fur" is like eating tofu steak
←Rate | 08-22-2011 22:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I called my stockbroker and asked him what I should be buying. He said, "If the current administration is in office much longer, canned goods, water and ammunition are your best bet."
←Rate | 08-22-2011 22:02 Comments (0)  



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