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   messageicon everybody stop complaining, just imagine how many bars of soap were dropped in prisons all up the east coast
←Rate | 08-24-2011 12:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They have the cause of the earthquake narrowed down to either Obama's approval rating hitting the floor or the cemetery just outside of Washington DC. (You know, the one our Founding Fathers are in. They think that they all turned over in their graves.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 12:17 by bdg Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not mooning you. I'm turning the other cheek.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 12:10 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've been duped. After all the books I've read, I can't believe it took me this long to realize they are all written with just 26 letters rearranged in different order. What a rip-off.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 11:55 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a White!
←Rate | 08-24-2011 11:51 by ianmwangi Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..... Just heard that the Etch-a-Sketch art museum in DC was a total loss ...
←Rate | 08-24-2011 11:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So why do people say they're speechless... And then give a speech?
←Rate | 08-24-2011 11:35 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus paid for our sins... now let's get our money's worth!
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:57 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any questions asked while I am counting out scoops of coffee will be answered with louder counting.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I offered a bum a ride this morning but she refused to get in the trunk. You just can't help some people.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a lesbian c@ckblocks another lesbian, would it then be considered a beaver dam?
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:41 by Marshall the Great Comments (2)  


   messageicon I may be a 32 year OLD man with a slight belly in just a dirty white T-shirt and Hanes boxer briefs, but when I'm on my patio having a smoke I pose like I'm in Calvin Klein Photo Shoot.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:40 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a lesbian c0ckblocks another lesbian, would it then be considered a beaver dam?
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon SEX It may have only 3 letters but it can have as many characters as you like.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend asked me what I would do if she were to die. I told her I'd probably do 25 to life.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:35 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making someone shudder means you're either doing something very wrong or very right.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:31 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about seeing the movie Fright Night. It's filled with vampires, great jokes and hot girls in their underwear. Just like my mind
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:30 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people feel comfortable texting you things they would never have the guts to say to your face?
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:29 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seismologists have confirmed the cause of the quake in DC today was the Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves!
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:27 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon AKK AKK AKK! Spinachk is me favorik fruitk. (I love Popeye.)
←Rate | 08-24-2011 10:18 Comments (0)  



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