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Quote of the week "Tactically, it's all going as planned.." Qaddafi 
Will and Jada splitting, 5.8 earthquake in DC, and now Hurricane Irene as a possible Cat 4 landfall this weekend??? Lord have mercy............
When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident.
Would like to give a big shout out to the people that are hard of hearing
When the sex is good, the neighbours get no rest.
living the Champagne lifestyle with Bud Light pockets
Hey east coast, California speaking. Hope you enjoyed our earthquakes:)
Im gonna hang out with everyone who likes this status today
You know college has changed you when you see your 6 year old niece drinking out of a red plastic cup, and you scream, "Don't drink that... juice." Oh.
You're Profile Picture had me at Hello... as in Hello, Report/Block, Goodbye that's a Fake Profile B*tch!"
Obama is going to announce a new plan to get Americans back to work but it won't air until after Labor day.
Grocery shopping right after a buffet dinner sucks!!
My typical morning where I can turn water into coffee!!
Get OVER the FOX Bashing!! If you spend all day watching all stations?? Then shut UP!! I believe in Fain & Inbalance.. I'm just saying..
I'm not that vain, but that song is about me.
it messed up that I place some 1 else's parking ticket on my car so I wouldn't get one...I was going to put it back when I got finished with my business but they pulled off.. Now they might get charged a extra $10 for not paying on time
#ThatMomentOfHappiness when you see your ex and they're doing worse without you in their life
RETRO BREAKING NEWS: NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and MSNBC blames Bush for Katrina. Also for herpes, World War 1 and "All My Children" getting cancelled.
It's now being reported that two earthquakes hit the New Jersey area. In other words, Snooki fell twice.
BREAKING NEWS: Fox News blames Obama for the earthquake. Also for herpes, World War 1 and "All My Children" getting cancelled.
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