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My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child. So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.
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08-06-2011 00:51
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Did I just say that out loud?" No, dumbass, you just thought about it and we heard.
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08-06-2011 00:47 by
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I'm hoping my parents just keep forgetting to tell me about my trust fund.
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08-05-2011 23:19 by
flinnie
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So you gonna take 15 minutes to text back huh? That's fine, I'll take 20...
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08-05-2011 23:19 by
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"I know" - best response to someone telling you your fly is open
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08-05-2011 23:17 by
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They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder...should we give that a try?
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08-05-2011 23:15 by
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Sometimes I fear that my entire life is a mockumentary
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08-05-2011 23:14 by
flinnie
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Lies usually spread faster than the truth because there are always damn more of them.
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08-05-2011 23:14 by
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I like to think that every time firemen get a call they're like "Yaaay! We get to ride in the truck!" then they laugh & tickle each other
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08-05-2011 23:11 by
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I laugh when someone I just met gets mad at me and expects me to care. Like, wtf. I don't give a s**t about you! I don't even know you!
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08-05-2011 23:11 by
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I wish we could all just get along. Unless you don't like the same music as me; then you can eat sh!t & die in a fire.
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08-05-2011 23:06 by
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Does this couch I'm laying on make me look unmotivated?
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08-05-2011 23:04 by
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Thank goodness no one can see what I have open on my other tabs while on Facebook. All I have to do is make sure I don't accidently hit like.
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08-05-2011 22:51 by
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My heart has a combination lock on it,figure out the code and you can have whats inside <3
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08-05-2011 22:38 by
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I noticed the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus." So I honked at him and he waved...next time wave with all ALL your fingers!!
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08-05-2011 22:37 by
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so sick of double standards. If a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a "ho"...but if a guy does the same thing, he's "gay".
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08-05-2011 22:22 by
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needs some comfort food.. Oh wait! I ate it already.. :-/
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08-05-2011 22:18 by
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i can sound like a broken record,i can sound like a broken record, I can sound like a broken record,i can sound like a broken record...
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08-05-2011 22:07 by
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in a land of chimpanzees I was a monkey
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08-05-2011 21:11 by
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apparently I celebrated International Beer Day Eve a little to much last night
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08-05-2011 21:09 by
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