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Wow, you're tall. Do you play basketball? ..Wow, you're short. Do you play mini golf? 
Don't make fun of a fat guy with a lisp. He's probably thick and tired of it.
How do I approach my neighbors and tell them that their WiFi isn't working properly and they might need to reset the modem?
Getting mad at people because you did something stupid only makes you an angry stupid fool.
The most unpleasant people on Earth: Old, wounded, narrow-minded and religious types.
Ladies; if you don't know how to dance, just spell your name with your butt. Problem solved.
"Hold on playa!" ~ Ghetto Yield sign.
My phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie.
That rather uneasy moment when Jesus comes back to Earth, but everyone moved to Mars.
Dear Curiosity, Please just put the gun down and lets talk this out. ~ Sincerely, Cat
I speak 3 languages ENGLISH, SARCASM, & SEXUAL INNUENDOS
So if 69 is... you know... is 99 planking?
I swear my touchscreen phone touches its self when no one is looking
"YOU SHOULD'VE COME WITH US!" well, inviting me would've helped..
Love is like your shadow...the more steps you make towards it the further it moves away from you...but yet it follows you around your whole life.
Don't ever break a pinkie promise. That stuff is legit and legally binding.
There are two types of people I hate in this world: Nosey people AND people who won't tell me what the hell is going on in their lives.
I hate it when I have to smile at all the old people I come across just to reassure them that I am not a teenage thug up to no good.
Love is Love and Sex is Sex. You don't need to be in love to have sex but you need good sex to stay in love. Some people's sex will make you fall in love.
thankful for my mistakes for they have been my greatest teachers... Happy Teacher's Day.!! 