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Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat
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09-02-2011 01:35 by
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And Jesus said to His disciples, "Follow me....on twitter."
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09-02-2011 01:25 by
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if cows could fly, would they all migrate to India?
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09-02-2011 01:21 by
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A real woman not accept expensive gifts from a man she is not attracted to and has no intention of dating. But a gold-digger would.
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09-02-2011 01:02
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Someday we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
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09-02-2011 00:45 by
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think that I ... wait what were we thinking about?
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09-02-2011 00:00
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Barbie is going to be so happy. She is getting over the fact that Ken comes in a different box.
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09-01-2011 20:26
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With gold prices so high, and considering how much Goldschläger that I drink, I'm taking my turds down to cash4gold.
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09-01-2011 19:59
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Having sex is like riding a bicycle. It's fun till your ass starts to hurt and the chain comes off.
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09-01-2011 19:57
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In only 366 days, I will be one year clean and sober.cheers,!
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09-01-2011 19:52
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Football season is a lot like my se(x) life....except for I actually care when football season is coming.
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09-01-2011 19:17 by
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I can let the fact that she owns a cat slide....as long as it's never been used as her profile pic.
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09-01-2011 19:13 by
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In my house, relationships go sour before a gallon of milk does...
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09-01-2011 19:10 by
Downey
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My wife thinks i'm crazy. I'm beginning to regret all the effort I put into protecting her from the king of the potato people.
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09-01-2011 18:50
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I bought an anti bullying wrist band today...I say bought I actually stole it of a fat ginger kid
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09-01-2011 18:31 by
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I've learned that fights can always be avoided with a slow kiss of the forehead.
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09-01-2011 18:22 by
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Rough day. Truck broke down, went to find help, ended up in a human centipede.
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09-01-2011 17:54 by
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My kid asks me why the clock says 4:30. Ummm, because it's 4:30. So dumb, I don't care if you're five.
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09-01-2011 17:35 by
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If I won the lottery I wouldn't quit my job. However, I would test the limits of misbehaving until they fired me :) __ I'll call this wish #473.
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09-01-2011 16:53
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Real recognize real and you don't look familiar to me!
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