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   messageicon Question:They say theres a place for everything and everything has it's place. You know the place where Our Troops want to put like a million Military Boots? Answer: Soulja Boy's a$$.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon back in a minute, I have to take an Obama.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:28 by nick1295 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ■When I was little… I always thought the moon was following my car.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:22 by potterharry Comments (0)  


   messageicon well why dont you post a white joke? oh that's right there isn't any because blacks can't write.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If “Oscar De La Toya Jackson” isn't the best drag queen name ever, then I don't know what I'm doing in these heels and boxing gloves anymore.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When facisim goes to sleep, it checks underneith it's bed for Ron Paul!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the objective for Jewish football......To get the quarterback!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 12:48 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else see FB Bugs?! ̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨They drive you crazy and you can't wıpe them off your screen!!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 12:42 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon if there's a camera flash in the picture, she's prolly too ugly for you bro!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 12:07 by Mr. Ryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people just need a kiss...on the side of the head...with a metal bat
←Rate | 09-09-2011 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet. But only for about 30 seconds.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 11:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fridays are like a metaphor for mullets.....Business during the day, and partying at night!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 10:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter what it is I'm doing, there's always about an 85% chance I'm supposed to be doing something else.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 10:29 by SuthernFukr | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like if I'm ever arrested by a sexy female cop I owe it to both of us to resist a little bit.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 10:28 by SuthernFukr | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got the new Payton Manning Bobble Head Doll....But the head won't move!!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 09:40 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: The trash needs taken' out....Me (pushing trash down): NOPE, it's good!!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 09:39 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying to pop a zit in the middle of my back with bar-b-que tongs and a mirror.....sucks living alone.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 09:24 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon The streets are jam packed full of cars this morning... that speech last night must of created a ton of jobs...get real people
←Rate | 09-09-2011 07:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had a great past weekend at Myrtle Beach with my girlfriend. She only caught me looking twice at women on the beach... The bruises are almost gone....!!!!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 07:08 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook has allowed me to bring my "He's a distraction to the rest of the class" from grade school to a global scale!!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 06:45 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  



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