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   messageicon I care about who wins tonight's GOP Debate about as much as I care about who wins one of those fake wrestling smackdowns. Actually put all the GOP contenders in a cagematch where they can smack each other with folding chairs and I might actually watch it.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:29 by Jbabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon people who write songs as their status are creeps, they are weirdooooss, they don't know what the hell they're looking for, they don't belong here...
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sadly there comes a day in every Father/Son Relationship where your son asserts himself by simply saying "No thank you" when you say "Pull my finger".
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:01 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Doctor advised me to eat more spinach. He said it'd put color in my cheeks. Who wants green cheeks?
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:01 by MTQ Comments (0)  


   messageicon These people on my Facebook aren't really friends, just more of a wish list of people I want to sleep with
←Rate | 09-07-2011 13:23 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon U know you living with some white roommates when you see more name labels in the fridge than actual food.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 13:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBC have just announced that Gaddafi may have slipped in to Jordan. .......Has that woman no shame?
←Rate | 09-07-2011 12:35 by Navi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have to be wearing a coat in july to be told I look hot!
←Rate | 09-07-2011 12:29 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sad 60's Self Realization:Most of the people who used to call you a Space Cowboy, a Gangster of Love, and Maurice now call you a Sad Hippie Has-Been.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 12:19 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a firm believer that if something takes 10 minutes to cook on 200 degrees then it should only take 5 minutes to cook on 400 degrees
←Rate | 09-07-2011 12:17 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really question the marketing tactics at Whosale Furniture Outlets. I've never heard anyone say "Oooh! A giant inflatable Ape!! I think I want to buy a couch!"
←Rate | 09-07-2011 12:05 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. Pavol Demitra and the hockey team killed in the plane crash near the city of Yaroslavl
←Rate | 09-07-2011 12:00 by theBlur Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a Japanese friend who can write in that cool calligraphy. That's pretty impressive. Of course I won't be REALLY impressed until I see her do the "YMCA" dance in her own language.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 11:35 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Were sorry; the new Facebook is back up."
←Rate | 09-07-2011 11:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm calling child protective services on Mother Nature.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 10:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when someone posts something like, "In a bad mood. Don't ask!". They actually want you to ask and are looking for attention.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 10:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Febreze is really that damn good then maybe they should consider putting a douche on the market.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 10:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when contemplating a murder-suicide, always kill yourself first
←Rate | 09-07-2011 10:23 by Judge Coe Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what my problem is? People telling me what my problem is.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 09:21 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better
←Rate | 09-07-2011 09:19 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  



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