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Did anyone else feel that? Oprah must be fat again
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08-23-2011 14:43 by
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so east coast wasnt suppose to get a slip in the fault for another few hundred years.. the world is coming to an end now. earthquakes=funtimes
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08-23-2011 14:42
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I was on the toilet droppin a deuce, and thought it was epic until CNN had to ruin my personal high with their eathquake kill joy!
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08-23-2011 14:26
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Damn Earthquake made me spill my tea, and I'm a 1000 miles away.. I'm available for interviews ; )
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08-23-2011 14:26 by
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It's only insulting when you don't have a sense of humor.
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08-23-2011 14:18 by
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This Jack Daniels tastes a little bit like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
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08-23-2011 14:16 by
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A woman walks up to the golf pro at her country club and complains that something must be done about the bees on the course. "Where did you get stung?" he asks. "Between the first and second holes," she says. "Well then, your stance is too wide."
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08-23-2011 14:07 by
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I dont know what you're doing, but I'm watching Fox News waiting for them to find a way to blame Obama for the earthquake...
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08-23-2011 14:06 by
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Earthquakes, The number 1 cause of all Facebook updates.
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08-23-2011 14:05 by
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Sex with an ex is like borrowing a car you sold to a friend. The handling is very familiar but you feel a need to abuse it a little.
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08-23-2011 14:01 by
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4 Steps to dealing with telemarketers: 1. Repeat yourself 3 times 2. Always respond in question form 3. Scream at random 4. Make no sense
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08-23-2011 13:50 by
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"That guy is such a douchebag! Is he single? Maybe I can fix him!" - Women
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08-23-2011 13:47 by
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Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister with you.
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08-23-2011 13:47
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It took losing you to find me though it would have taken finding me to keep me from losing you.
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08-23-2011 13:37
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A new study says the Internet is as addictive as cigarettes & booze. But every blog that I've read for the last 8 hours straight disagrees
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08-23-2011 13:35
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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08-23-2011 13:31 by
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If you have a pic of a celebrity as your profile pic I am going to assume you are one ugly puppy with extreme low self esteem.
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08-23-2011 13:25
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And now, for my amazing feat today, I shall turn water into coffee!! Tune in later for world domination....after the laundrys done ;)
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08-23-2011 13:17
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The GOP slams Obama's Martha's Vineyard vacation. They'd denounce it from the floor of Congress, but they're all on vacation...
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08-23-2011 13:16
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have also bought jewelry.
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08-23-2011 13:09
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