The 3 stages of love and relationship: 1. Anywhere sex, fairly self explanatory. 2. Bedroom sex, it only happens here and at night if you aren't too tired 3. Hall Sex, where you walk past each other in the hall and yell "Screw You!"
Authorities would stop worrying about the number of people who die because of alcohol if they took into account the number of people who are born because of alcohol.