When will women ever learn? You cant go on hunting for a new man when you still have pictures of your ex all over your albums. Get rid of that sh*t first.
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08-27-2011 14:10 by The VOICE
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A chick just posted as her status "Which celebrity would like to have sex with right now? :D".....Apparently, saying "Amy Winehouse" is a good way to get deleted and blocked. :P
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