Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I absolutely HATE when people put song lyrics as their status! It makes me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT! Throw my head back and SHOUT!

   I am very much an acquired taste. If you don't like me, I suggest you acquire some taste.

   Beer goggles are a myth. Alcohol doesn't make ugly girls look prettier. It just makes you not care that they are ugly.

   Philadelphia is out of batteries. Not sure if its cause of the hurricane or cause football season is about to start

   awake and alive __ and the coffee is at its Sunday best; I love these moments :)

   Listening to some gospel music by Eminem. Amen to that !!! Epic

   You have to realize women love challenges. They always want what they can't have.

   Great teamwork in a relationship is when a woman brings more than her looks to the table and a man brings more than a stiff d*ck.

   There is nothing wrong with saying no every once in awhile. It may piss a few people off but at least you will have some piece of mind!

   She is not a slut, she just needs to work on her "saying no" skills.

   UPDATE: As Hurricane Irene prepares to batter the East Coast, federal disaster officials have warned that Internet outages could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years.remember an interaction is just like a series of fb upd

   In a healthy relationship, ladies swallow what's on the menu and guys lick the plate clean.

   The only thing worse than repeating the same mistake, is repeating them with the same person

   They don't miss you when you're gone . . they miss you when you move on

   Can you hear those footsteps running behind you? That's not me running after you, that's karma catching up to you.

   I refuse to let a woman make a fool out of me and I refuse to let any female take me out of my character.

   Bad things come In 3's. First the earthquake, then the hurricane, then the zombies..

   No seriuously we should not have dumped Osama bin Laden's body in the ocean ..... Neptune is pissed. He has Unleashed The Kraken's

   "Irene is what happens when the universe has just had enough of Jersey Shore..."

   Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthday`s :-)